Back in your day my balls, kid! I remember back when you were just an annoying little grasshopper! (LEGOMAN). Yes, but now my parents are in their mid-forties and early fifties. One has arthritis and the other has a leg broken in five places (with a titanium rod inside). They can't run, jump or swim with me (6 minute mile vs 9+ minute mile). Even with sedentary projects such as a potato cannon or a model airplane, the answer is always "Go study some more". I know they love me and want the best possible future for me, but dang it seems like I won't have a childhood at this rate.
-Penguin