Hi Phoenix,
Welcome to "the boards", and good hunting!
Right, If you're really good, like Ack ,for example, you can "win" here.
OTOH, if at any time any of these good readers might adjudge you to be a whiny beaotch, a squeaker, underage, a member of any number of minorities, given to consulting with any of the three good books, a transvestite, incest practitioner, alt monkey, vulcher, picker, hotard, whiner, necro-bumper, too lazy to use the search function, knee-jerk critical, short on reading comprehension, a flaming liberal, a bible-thumping conservative, a Qabbalist, a member of Maldef, la raza, the Aryan Nation, any student union, any labor union, an elected official, a party member, a Trotskyite, a somnambulist, a narcoleptic, prone to frequent masturbation, bestial, ethereal, sybaritic, iconoclastic, austere, reserved, prone to emotional jags, or just plain obsequious, yer ace will be served with a 12-gallon 1500 psi habanero enema.
If all else fails, just enjoy the Scoville agony and try to imagine the rectal expulsion of molten metal as somehow friendly and in good fun.
