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Offline PJ_Godzilla

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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #165 on: April 06, 2011, 09:44:44 AM »
Sadly, Ardy sort of won me over by his thumbs up on my impromptu budgetary thing and his willingness to be serious. Before that, I was just getting irritated, in the way men of my advancing age tend (hey, my heart rate is still in the low 40's and I have all my hair...). So, the impetus is lost - and, Ardy,  my apologies for getting all "grumpy fortyish dude" on you.

As for the hunger thing, send 'em all to Gaucho's Brazilian steakhouse. I keep thinking about that place since the wife and I went the other w/e. It's kind of a meatfest and the operational model is very well thought out. For those not knowing, they basically spit several large slabs of meat and grill them S. American style. Each meatstick-carrying "Gaucho" then dispenses his particular spit to the patrons via menacing-looking knives and tongs. That may sound overtone-laden but it works. Operationally,  I believe this has an advantage because the menu is invariable - they make the same thing every night. The only risk is tht some will go to waste. However, food is nothing in that operation compared to the staff and fixed costs, so they've minimized their risk and complexity. This appears to have paid off in the quality department since everything was fresh, relatively simple, and very good. The building and decor were new and offered a lot of natural lighting and didn't have any off-putting dinginess of the type that makes you wonder. As far as I know, there is only one location in Northville, MI but I suspect the model is set up for prolifertion (soon). Pricing is about 50 a head, which is reasonable, given the content and quality. I typically don't eat much during the day and this works for me. I can really mow the place down and expect to be back there soon - and I WILL BE HUNGRY.

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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #166 on: April 06, 2011, 10:41:49 AM »
You people making fun of this will eat your words.

What are you, starving for attention or something?  :D

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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #167 on: April 06, 2011, 10:43:41 AM »
What are you, starving for attention or something?  :D
Something eatin at you? :bolt:
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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #168 on: April 06, 2011, 11:08:48 AM »
Something's eating him? That's a hard one to swallow, er, stomach...

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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #169 on: April 06, 2011, 11:17:13 AM »
I'm starting to think these puns are intentional and I for one am having trouble digesting their tastelessness.

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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #170 on: April 06, 2011, 11:18:35 AM »
I'm starting to think these puns are intentional and I'm having trouble digesting their tastelessness.


Yeah, but don't forget, 1 in 6 Americans are hungry... Hungry for cheap laughs, that is.
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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #171 on: April 06, 2011, 11:28:18 AM »
Something's eating him? That's a hard one to swallow, er, stomach...

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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #172 on: April 06, 2011, 11:44:54 AM »
sometimes it take a thread like this to open ones eyes to our "real" community we have here, it's pathetic the way some talk and act, i hope none of you ever have to go throught it, no one should, that's all i have to add to this
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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #173 on: April 06, 2011, 12:19:55 PM »
Something's eating him? That's a hard one to swallow, er, stomach...


Ya know you didnt have to use 2 things there. You just ruined it for someone else.Your just egging people on here.
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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #174 on: April 06, 2011, 12:27:52 PM »
Ya know you didnt have to use 2 things there. You just ruined it for someone else.Your just egging people on here.

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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #175 on: April 06, 2011, 12:32:04 PM »
When making a good pun there is little margarine for error.
You have yet to make a good pun.Your still playing ketchup.
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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #176 on: April 06, 2011, 12:33:06 PM »
sometimes it take a thread like this to open ones eyes to our "real" community we have here, it's pathetic the way some talk and act, i hope none of you ever have to go throught it, no one should, that's all i have to add to this


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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #177 on: April 06, 2011, 12:33:29 PM »
You have yet to make a good pun.Your still playing ketchup.

Hey now, I resent that.  I relish in the greatness of my buns, I mean puns.

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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #178 on: April 06, 2011, 12:38:41 PM »
Well done everyone,  what a medium to see such rare punnage. 
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Re: 1 in 6 Americans are hungry!
« Reply #179 on: April 06, 2011, 12:54:35 PM »
What this country needs is more Hot Cross Puns...

Hot cross puns,
Hot cross puns,
one ha' penny,
two ha' penny,
hot cross puns.

If you have no daughters,
give them to your sons,
one ha' penny,
two ha' penny,
Hot Cross Puns
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