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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2011, 09:37:27 AM »
They're all phallic symbols with the capability of delivering massive catastrophic damage.  It's all about dominance and power, even if it's just a subconscious connection.  You can't just turn off millions of years of evolution by writing down a philosophical treatise about "human rights", even if those rights are enforced as the law of the land.  The body and brain chemistry that made humans "win" the scramble to the top of the food chain is still there, and it's all about surviving with a competitive position of advantage when looked at over the very very long term.

So... phallic symbols that invoke images of dominance and power are going to seem "cool" to most men, even if they don't know why.  And of course hollyweird is gonna do whatever it takes to sell tickets, so they go looking for these icons of power and use them to sell movie tickets.
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2011, 09:38:44 AM »
They're all phallic symbols with the capability of delivering massive catastrophic damage.  It's all about dominance and power, even if it's just a subconscious connection.  You can't just turn off millions of years of evolution by writing down a philosophical treatise about "human rights", even if those rights are enforced as the law of the land.  The body and brain chemistry that made humans "win" the scramble to the top of the food chain is still there, and it's all about surviving with a competitive position of advantage when looked at over the very very long term.

So... phallic symbols that invoke images of dominance and power are going to seem "cool" to most men, even if they don't know why.  And of course hollyweird is gonna do whatever it takes to sell tickets, so they go looking for these icons of power and use them to sell movie tickets.


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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2011, 09:40:24 AM »
They're all phallic symbols with the capability of delivering massive catastrophic damage.  It's all about dominance and power, even if it's just a subconscious connection.  You can't just turn off millions of years of evolution by writing down a philosophical treatise about "human rights", even if those rights are enforced as the law of the land.  The body and brain chemistry that made humans "win" the scramble to the top of the food chain is still there, and it's all about surviving with a competitive position of advantage when looked at over the very very long term.

So... phallic symbols that invoke images of dominance and power are going to seem "cool" to most men, even if they don't know why.  And of course hollyweird is gonna do whatever it takes to sell tickets, so they go looking for these icons of power and use them to sell movie tickets.


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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2011, 09:54:20 AM »
Thanks, now I understand. :aok

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2011, 09:55:36 AM »
Good.  Next week we'll discuss why men are fascinated by bewbies long after they are no longer their primary source of food.

Why wait?  :D
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2011, 11:00:10 AM »
That's a no brainer, a female with larger breasts can supply more milk, and thus ensure a higher success rate for reproduction.  Hence the fascination with them.  As for the buttocks, a toned buttocks means a faster runner, and back in the stone age, we'd literally run down our prey (since our breathing isn't tied to our body motion, we can outlast almost any land animal on earth).

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2011, 11:03:39 AM »
just more fun
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2011, 11:38:06 AM »
I never watch those senseless films.

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2011, 03:06:40 PM »
That's a no brainer, a female with larger breasts can supply more milk, and thus ensure a higher success rate for reproduction.  Hence the fascination with them.  As for the buttocks, a toned buttocks means a faster runner, and back in the stone age, we'd literally run down our prey (since our breathing isn't tied to our body motion, we can outlast almost any land animal on earth).

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2011, 03:39:40 PM »
That's a no brainer, a female with larger breasts can supply more milk, and thus ensure a higher success rate for reproduction.  Hence the fascination with them.  As for the buttocks, a toned buttocks means a faster runner, and back in the stone age, we'd literally run down our prey (since our breathing isn't tied to our body motion, we can outlast almost any land animal on earth).

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You obviously not had a tumble with a well endowed woman. Actually, I think I'm gonna have to pay my girlfriend a visit now  :D :devil.

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2011, 06:46:15 PM »
That's a no brainer, a female with larger breasts can supply more milk, and thus ensure a higher success rate for reproduction.  Hence the fascination with them.  As for the buttocks, a toned buttocks means a faster runner, and back in the stone age, we'd literally run down our prey (since our breathing isn't tied to our body motion, we can outlast almost any land animal on earth).

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2011, 05:53:35 AM »
You dont get out much, do you?

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2011, 05:45:39 PM »
You dont get out much, do you?

No, I don't, the only thing I know about breasts is what I learned in science.

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2011, 06:58:28 PM »
No, I don't, the only thing I know about breasts is what I learned in science.

Moray- care to add anything I've missed? I'm all ears. :salute

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