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Re: wow tennessee
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 04:41:16 PM »
im going to tennesse this summer
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Re: wow tennessee
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 05:37:30 PM »
I can't stand the narrator's voice but if no one files a claim on the money then they are most likely catching drug money and shutting down the return flow of the money.
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Re: wow tennessee
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 05:59:15 PM »
more great laws from Tennessee.

-You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
-Hollow logs may not be sold.
-More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
-It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
-“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.
-Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
-Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
-Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
-Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
-No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
-The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.
-Interracial marriages are illegal.
-Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
-It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
-It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
-Skunks may not be carried into the state.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/tennessee

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Offline gyrene81

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Re: wow tennessee
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 06:03:46 PM »
-The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.
:rofl  :lol  :rofl  :lol  have to wonder if the resident humans ever considered the true meaning of that one...



-Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
a lot of people not having any fun in tennessee...  :lol
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Re: wow tennessee
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 06:08:57 PM »
I forgot these two:

-It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

and yet it is illegal to:

-In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

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Re: wow tennessee
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 08:02:32 PM »
Any AH player who lives in Montana should remember that it is It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
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Re: wow tennessee
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2011, 08:05:04 PM »
u leave fluffy out of this :neener:
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