C. Boomerang!!! 
Danged squadmates taking advantage of an old mans sense of loyalty........
So if you get this thingy, will you promise to be quiet and quit pestering Hitech??
A. YES
B. NO
C. SQUIRRLE!!!
D. Boomerang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOps!!! Just to cut off Guppy at the pass.........................
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E. BeauFighter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it. You blokes owe me a pint for the shameless plugs. I bet you two are going to let me slave over a hot gunsight to give you historical reticles too.......Hmmm, didn't I already do that?? See I'm old.......

Good thing the missus keeps me in IPA.