Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number

[dunnrite]

we may have to bump semp's and lawndart's shades off that list.

[caldera]

 

Every muffin dies.  Not every muffin truly lives. 

Be all the muffin you can be:  Make sure you have chocolate chips and those large granules of sugar on top.

[ebfd11]

Here is their new recruitment poster

[BaldEagl]

Every muffin dies.  Not every muffin truly lives.  

Be all the muffin you can be:  Make sure you have chocolate chips and those large granules of sugar on top.

You could be an almond poppysead muffintop or a pumpkin muffintop, neither of which has either of those.  Or you could be a chocolate chocolate chip muffintop or a blueberry muffintop either of which only has one of those.

This begs the question.  Are you specialized muffintops?  I like to play with the entire muffinset.

BTW, I die a lot and I'm not even a muffin.

[dkff49]

Muffintops are not an equal opportunity squad. We do discriminate since muffins lacking chocolate chips are inferior and unworthy of such opportunities that are available with a membership to our squad.

Muffins need not be chocolate chip muffins but must have chocolate chips present.

[68ZooM]

For a squad that's not recruiting,(still have my number) they sure know how to throw back the Suds

[caldera]

You got that right, Zoom. 


Our reluctance to actively recruit stems from the unmitigated disaster that was our former squaddie LawnTard:



Our liability insurance went through the roof (pun intended) and we had to stuff him in the POTW "unwanted squaddie drop off box".

Come to think of it, your large cash "donations" to join the Muffintops started not long after that....

[dkff49]

Not everyone is strong enough to be a Muffintop but the list just keeps growing.

[GNucks]

Late reply...

arent you vnucks and play for the vtards?  oh wait... you are right, that is what an airplane looks like  .

semp

No. vNucks's name on the forums is vNucks. That's why they call him vNucks. My ign is in my sig.

[guncrasher]

Late reply...

No. vNucks's name on the forums is vNucks. That's why they call him vNucks. My ign is in my sig.

damn I guess all nucks dont look alike .

semp

[GNucks]

damn I guess all nucks dont look alike .

semp

We look sorta' similar IRL. But my plane in AH usually has a few thousand pounds less ordnance. 

[ebfd11]

GNucks you dont bring 20 other peope to a base with all lancs and 4 goons and carpet the town to take it down? Then ditch out if people swarm up at you??

[GNucks]

GNucks you dont bring 20 other peope to a base with all lancs and 4 goons and carpet the town to take it down? Then ditch out if people swarm up at you??

lol, no. I used to be in the Brigade but I got burned out on jabo. All I really did was bomb hangars and de-ack towns. Got bored of it eventually. Wanted to shoot at planes more often so I moved to the 20th.

Oops, I mean, what's jabo? Is that slang for fencing? Should I leave my phone number in case the Muffintops want to call me with a position?

[guncrasher]

lol, no. I used to be in the Brigade but I got burned out on jabo. All I really did was bomb hangars and de-ack towns. Got bored of it eventually. Wanted to shoot at planes more often so I moved to the 20th.

Oops, I mean, what's jabo? Is that slang for fencing? Should I leave my phone number in case the Muffintops want to call me with a position?

so your name was vgnucks?  sounds like vaginucks  .  sorry man I couldnt help it  .

semp

[GNucks]

GNucks in the 367th, vCOLT in the Brigade, Rebel in the 20th.