The abbreviated version.
In high school I was a beach bum. I went to work one day, after falling asleep at the beach. One of the coworkers said I looked really skuzzy. It stuck.
Later in life, I was part of the design team at Adaptec which did all of thier SCSI host adapters and I also wrote all the UNIX drivers for all the adapters as well. They called me "Mr. SCSI", and here we are.