I think it's more like a committee... or a directorate... ? 
Rook1: Oh. How do you do? 
DES: How do you do, good lady? I am DES, King of the Rooks. Who is organizing a mission? 
Rook1: King of the who? 
DES: King of the Rooks. 
Rook1: Who are the Rooks? 
DES: Well, we all are. We are all Rooks. And I am your king. 
Rook1: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. 
Rook2: You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class... 
Rook1: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again. 
Rook2: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would... 
DES: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who is organizing a mission?? 
Rook1: No one is putting together any mission. 
DES: Then who is in charge right now? 
Woman: We don't have a leader. 
Rook2: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week... 
DES: Yes... 
Rook2: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... 
DES: Yes I see... 
Rook2: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs... 
DES: Be quiet! 
Rook2: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of... 
DES: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! 
Rook1: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?  
