I think it's more like a committee... or a directorate... ?
Rook1: Oh. How do you do?
DES: How do you do, good lady? I am DES, King of the Rooks. Who is organizing a mission?
Rook1: King of the who?
DES: King of the Rooks.
Rook1: Who are the Rooks?
DES: Well, we all are. We are all Rooks. And I am your king.
Rook1: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Rook2: You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...
Rook1: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
Rook2: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...
DES: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who is organizing a mission??
Rook1: No one is putting together any mission.
DES: Then who is in charge right now?
Woman: We don't have a leader.
Rook2: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
DES: Yes...
Rook2: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
DES: Yes I see...
Rook2: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
DES: Be quiet!
Rook2: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
DES: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Rook1: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
