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Offline AAJagerX

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Really Japan? REALLY?????
« on: June 17, 2011, 05:39:52 PM »
Apparently a scientist in Japan has seen 2 girls 1 cup too many times.   :confused:  Anyone up for synthetic beef made from poo?   :uhoh

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/17/japanese-scientists-create-meat-from-poop/?test=faces

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Re: Really Japan? REALLY?????
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 05:47:03 PM »
Wow that article is just brimming with alliteration.  I don't think it was that video.  He probably saw Human Centipede too many times however. 
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 06:11:07 PM »
Skuzzy should add a throwing up icon.   :lol
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 06:49:11 PM »
More Soylent Green anyone?        :D

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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 06:49:38 PM »
IN :bolt:
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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2011, 08:15:45 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 08:30:23 PM »
 :O  i'm going vegetarian...

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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 08:31:44 PM »
That earthquake must haev scrambled their brains
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2011, 08:37:25 PM »
Look intresting and see a lot of good thing out of this. 
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2011, 08:38:27 PM »
thats no fun, you cant hunt crap and shoot it
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2011, 08:50:56 PM »
It's the same amino acids, lipids and micronutrients that you'd find in regular meat.  You just need to keep all the nasty bacteria that love to live in the cow's intestine out of it, and make sure that the cow isn't sick (it'll show up in the raw materials).

It's no different from taking your own urine, boiling it, filtering it, and then drinking the left over water.  Think of it as pulling out the good stuff, and you'll realize that it's recycling, not eating actual feces.  To elaborate, imagine that you are a Nutrient Bender; you have the power to move any nutrient telekinetically.  If you lifted the good stuff out of a turd, it wouldn't actually look bad at all.  It would be the same thing that you'd find in a steak.  Furthermore, you're still eating what used to be feces when you eat 'real' meat because of decomposers.

If you really want to get freaky, you are eating the cooled remains of highly radioactive fusion explosions.  Now put that in your reactor and melt it.

You guys need to relax, real meat is just as dangerous if mishandled.  If properly done, meat made from the nutrients extracted from feces would be no different from meat grown on animals.  It's just recycling, and it allows us to reuse things that would usually be lost as waste.  This isn't some hippie's dream, this is a great step forward in creating a sustainable food supply.

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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2011, 08:56:16 PM »
well in space they do drink their own urine.  of course after being cleansed.  then again in space you dont have much of a choice they 7-11 is literally not around the corner.

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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2011, 08:57:35 PM »
However, on a larger scale, we are on a space station.  Earth.  It may be massive, but it is not infinite- we must conserve what we have to allow future generations to have it too.

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« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2011, 09:01:18 PM »
However, on a larger scale, we are on a space station.  Earth.  It may be massive, but it is not infinite- we must conserve what we have to allow future generations to have it too.

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« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2011, 09:06:18 PM »
You're "outside" until you leave the atmosphere, at which point your blood will boil.  My point stands, we have to conserve our resources.

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