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Offline Maverick

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Friday Funny
« on: June 17, 2011, 07:06:33 PM »
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. *

*A black hearse was followed by a second  black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one. "

*Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. *


*Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
*

*The man couldn't stand the curiosity. *

*  *

*He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so
sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never
seen a funeral like this.  Whose funeral is it?" *


*"My wife's." *

*  *

*''What happened to her?" *

*  *

*The man replied, "My  dog attacked and killed her." *

*  *

*He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" *

*  *

*The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when
the dog turned on her." *



*A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence, passed
between the two men. *



*"Can I borrow the dog?" *

*  *

*The man replied, "Get in line." *
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 07:15:08 PM »
 :x :lol :lol
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 07:26:56 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 07:47:22 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 08:32:13 PM »
 :rofl   :rofl   :rofl   :rofl   :rofl

hilarious...
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2011, 08:37:52 PM »
It's sexist but clever. I'll give it three stars out of five.  Good work.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 08:51:23 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline Jayhawk

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 08:52:34 PM »
It's sexist but clever. I'll give it three stars out of five.  Good work.

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It's not sexist.

It is funny though.  :aok
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2011, 08:53:14 PM »
I'd say so, he's trying to kill his wife and mother-in-law.  Let's just agree to disagree.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2011, 08:56:29 PM »
I'd say so, he's trying to kill his wife and mother-in-law.  Let's just agree to disagree.

-Penguin

It's not discriminating against women, it's not saying women are less important, it's not promoting a sexist stereotype, it's playing on the everyone hates their in-laws joke.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2011, 09:07:33 PM »
Oh, I thought that it was against the wife, too.  Nevermind, I must be in an offendable mood today. :o

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2011, 09:08:34 PM »
I'd say so, he's trying to kill his wife and mother-in-law.  Let's just agree to disagree.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2011, 10:34:44 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2011, 10:49:10 PM »

 :rofl :rofl :rofl Nice one!  :rofl :rofl :rofl



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It's sexist but clever.
Quit tryin to be so dam politically correct and enjoy the joke!!  :mad:

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2011, 10:56:26 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl Nice one!  :rofl :rofl :rofl


Quit tryin to be so dam politically correct and enjoy the joke!!  :mad:


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