Geez...try not to have TOO much fun with this, lmao. OK....I'll continue:
Grizz - NFL Middle Linebacker, flows to the ball well, sees the play develop in real time, hits with entire body, unbelievable sense of where the ball is going and takes great lines of attack, swarms the ball, fearless, owns the shallow secondary with authority, punishing hitter, unforgiving playmaker
Sabreone - NHL Left Wing, passes the puck with great accuracy, excellent speed to the net and has no hesitation crashing it, gritty, smart player who completely understands the game, unselfish player, fearless
Rodent57 - MLB Pitcher live arm, has 4 solid pitches, pounds the strike zone but remains deceptive, understands keeping batters off-balance and has the pitch selection to pull it off, solid on defense from the mound with clear understanding of the game, will help you understand the inside part of the plate
Corky, Jr - NBA Center - Superb defense, crashes boards with absolute authority, excellent positioning down-low, plays best defense man to man, not a ball-hog, winner all the way
DrBone - NFL Running Back - Sees holes before they open and patience to the let the play develop, superb mobility in the shallow secondary with excellent decision making, breaking into the secondary he has another gear but runs with his HEAD UP, one on one moves makes almost any defender miss, can't be arm tackled
Silat - NFL Cheerleader, 15 years experience, oldest NFL Cheerleader, made squad for 6 different teams (league record), Squad awards won: Highest heels at afterparty, Tallest female cheerleader, Miss Congeniality (Cowboys and Raiders), Wears Mauve Best, Biggest Feet (every squad)
KoW - NFL Receiver, perfect routes, always where he is supposed to be, playmaker in the open field with a second gear, just get the ball near him, short routes he allows the play to develop in front of him
pervert - NHL Defenseman, punishing in the zone, great puck movement, forecheck is unrivaled, leads league in penalty mins, swarms puck, highest scoring defenseman (selfish with the puck on power plays)
999000 - NFL NoseGuard, immovable, extremely mobile, can control the line of scrimmage alone, best use of leverage for defensive lineman in the league, gets upfield very quickly and delivers solid blows, highest # of QB pressures
