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Offline Tupac

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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2011, 03:09:53 AM »
Quote from: oneway on July 19, 2011, 01:51:22 AM
Send an immediate reply and tell them you have millions of dollars but could always use more...

Use a name like Winthorp Charles Chamberlin the III...and refer to Hancock William as "Uncle Willy"

As a pre-condition for agreeing to their demands, require the sender to send two photograph of himself while holding a piece of cardboard in front of them with the following:

  • One blank - no writing on it all
  • The second - "I love SHawk"

Its really important you get the "I love SHawk" image

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I'm actually going to do this.
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2011, 03:20:06 AM »
Quote from: Tupac on July 19, 2011, 03:09:53 AM
I'm actually going to do this.

Color it up...but keep glib.

Tell them you received their communique during an intermission in your Polo Match...and they should reply soon because you have the Gulf Stream parked at Butler La Guardia and need to be in London in the morning....

You have a lunch meeting with London Central Bank managers at noon (GMT), followed by a round of Golf at Turnsberry with Darren Clarke

Ask them if "Uncle Willy's" belongings included the locket with the image of "Aunt Victoria"

Dress it up without going to far.

If they respond...only reply consistent with transoceanic  private jet transport time to Hethrow, and after your scheduled meeting with the LCB mangers...then drop them teaser: "This is Charles Chamberlin the III'ds personal assistant and he has instructed me to inform you he will be in contact shorty, and he greatly appreciates your attention to this matter."

Your assistant signs the email 'Jane Smith'.

Then wait to be contacted. Do nothing.

If you get a pic of a guy with a "I Love SHawk" card-board you will be a legend in the Aces High Community

 :aok

« Last Edit: July 19, 2011, 03:38:55 AM by oneway »
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2011, 03:26:45 AM »
Mr. Amangbo Peter,

My name is Winston Dongswood III, and you seem to have contacted my son via the email you sent him. I am very interested and I would very much like to do business. I'm very sad to hear of Uncle Willys passing. He gave me a paltry sum compared to this, and I've since converted it into a comfortably sized investment portfolio, but I could always use more.

As a precondition to our invest, to prove that you are a legitimate businessman I want to see 2 pictures of yourself, but the way described below.

1. A picture of yourself holding a blank template (cardboard, paper, anything works) as long as it is blank
2. A picture of the template after you have inscribed the words "I love SHawk" on it. I do not have a preference as to what type of writing utensil you use, as long as it is clearly printed. I do NOT want a vague picture that I can not clearly see and verify that you are,  infact,  a real person.

I look forward to your reply, and the attached images per my request.

Winston
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« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2011, 03:35:44 AM »
I'm just going to do my best english accent and give them a call, after blocking my number ofcourse. I have unlimited long distance, why not use it?
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2011, 03:39:41 AM »
 :aok :rofl :rofl :rofl

Perfect
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2011, 03:40:08 AM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2011, 03:44:56 AM »
number wont work. What a suprise
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2011, 03:54:25 AM »
Quote from: Tupac on July 19, 2011, 03:44:56 AM
number wont work. What a suprise

Patience

Let the email work its magic

Stand down now

They will get back to you...don't reply until you have posted back here what they sent

Did I mention I am an evil and twisted SOB ?

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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2011, 04:04:27 AM »
Quote from: oneway on July 19, 2011, 03:54:25 AM
Did I mention I am an evil and twisted SOB ?



me too
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2011, 08:28:34 AM »
 :rofl :rofl

Oneway you are pure genius :aok

Pure evil, twisted, backwards genius
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« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2011, 08:33:45 AM »
+1 for this thread :rofl

and yall just gave me a terrible idea
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2011, 10:09:14 AM »
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/ If interested in past scammer pics, check out this site.  :D


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« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2011, 10:46:55 AM »
I will have to post the one I got the other day. I thought it was deleted but I have just found it.
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2011, 10:50:02 AM »
This is the one I received. I wanted to reply that since I am only 2 hours from the airport that I would personally drive over and pick up the items myself instead of paying for a delivery service and that once we had removed the items from that location then we could meet in a public area and I could give him his portion of the money...with my attorney and proper documentation stating that no one would be suing the other for the balance of the money.

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INSPECTION UNIT
 
Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport.
Hi
 
I am Mr. Jack Zellman Director Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agent in Hartsfield International Airport Atlanta Georgia . During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from United Kingdom under ship forwarder was transferred from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here in Atlanta and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg each. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.
 
On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain more that $3 to $4M each and the consignment is still left in storage house till today through a registered shipping Company, Courier Dispatch Service Limited a division of Tran guard LTD. The Consignment they are two metal box with weight of about 110kg each (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.)Approximately, the details of the consignment including your name the official document from United Nation office in London are tagged on the Metal Trunk box.
 
Provide your Phone Number full address, name of nearest Airport around and other details or disregard. You can send the required details to me for onward delivery.
All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can get everything concluded within 3-6 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery. But I must get assurance from you concerning my 50% before I will proceed.
 
I want us to transact this business and share the money, since the shippers have abandoned it and ran away. I will pay for the Non inspection fee and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, once we are through I will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company geared to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But I will share it 50% to you and 50% to me. But you have to assure me of my 50%. If you agreed with my condition my personal Email is: jack17us@gmail.com
Below are my direct telephone numbers and i wait to hear from you.
 
Mr. Jack Zellman
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« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2011, 12:46:55 PM »
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