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Offline fbEagle

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« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2011, 01:01:13 PM »
PSSHHH!!! Whatever I already sent in the 99,000$ and My check for 50,000,000$ is on its way from Columbia!! You guys will be sorry when im living the high life!!!  :old:



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« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2011, 02:33:33 PM »
omg  my sides hurt from laughing so hard thanks guys.
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« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2011, 02:40:55 PM »
The director of the Nigerian bank has a hotmail email  :cheers:
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2011, 04:42:03 PM »
Quote from: SFRT - Frenchy on July 19, 2011, 02:40:55 PM
The director of the Nigerian bank has a hotmail email  :cheers:

I have gotten several of these emails lately that are supposedly from the FBI...  Apparently the FBI is using hotmail now as well.
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« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2011, 06:30:53 PM »
Quote from: PFactorDave on July 19, 2011, 04:42:03 PM
I have gotten several of these emails lately that are supposedly from the FBI...  Apparently the FBI is using hotmail now as well.

:rofl :rofl :rofl Wouldn't it be a fantastic cover=up?

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« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2011, 08:27:40 PM »
run with it. I did it a few years back, amused me for a couple of weeks. just keep asking innocent questions about the details of the process, how the western union money transfers work, random irrelevant questions etc. they eventually gave up, the final email they sent me said "please do not contact me again, I think you are an untrustworthy person"  :lol
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2011, 12:52:25 AM »
Quote from: RTHolmes on July 19, 2011, 08:27:40 PM
run with it. I did it a few years back, amused me for a couple of weeks. just keep asking innocent questions about the details of the process, how the western union money transfers work, random irrelevant questions etc. they eventually gave up, the final email they sent me said "please do not contact me again, I think you are an untrustworthy person"  :lol

NO NO NO

We want a picture of the guy with a piece of card board in front of him stating: "I Love SHAwk"

Nothing less will bring closure

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« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2011, 12:55:40 AM »
Quote from: RTHolmes on July 19, 2011, 08:27:40 PM
run with it. I did it a few years back, amused me for a couple of weeks. just keep asking innocent questions about the details of the process, how the western union money transfers work, random irrelevant questions etc. they eventually gave up, the final email they sent me said "please do not contact me again, I think you are an untrustworthy person"  :lol
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« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2011, 01:03:37 AM »
This guy deals with it well

http://www.mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/01/playing-along-with-email-scams

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things here are good?? ? the carnival was in town last week and my uncle Joey ran off with the rubber lady?.. ? that cad! ? He?s always chasing the womens.

Are the steel boxes heavy? ? Maybe I want, ? I should bring my Uncle Joey to help me carry them. ? Who is going to pick me up at the airport? ? What language do they speak in dublin? ? Dublin-ease? French? ? Jibberish? ?  I think they speak a funny sounding english if I recollect correctly. ? That will be great to see that country?. ? I her they drink alot of tea.
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« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2011, 01:07:31 AM »
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okay my friend? why don?t i just crack open one of them boxes of diamonds and cash upon my triumphant arrival in dublin? and then just give good old mr friendly goss the $6500 smack-a-roonies righ then and there?. thats the most gynelogical solution i have thinked up yets. what do you think?
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« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2011, 03:55:43 AM »
as funny as it seems, there was this good friend of ours at work.  a korean guy who was taken by a scam like this.  over the years he sent 100's of thousands of dollars.  no joking here he died of a heart attack last year and in his locker we found about 2 lbs of moneygrams he sent each for for at least 1000 bucks.  we knew he was being scammed as he had not been allowed to send any more money but would ask us to send it for him.  we refused but somehow he kept doing it.  I hope all those people that took advantage will burn in hell forever.  it's kind of frustrating when you see this happening and nothing you can do about it, because he believed they were his friends.

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it is possible to get a virus just by opening an email with a scam like the one you posted, so be careful.

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Offline cpxxx

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« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2011, 06:52:27 AM »
Never mind all that. I've just been offered a job as a Sales assistant which I didn't even apply for. Great news. I can't wait to start even if they do think I live in Britain. It came from the USA as well so it's definitely not a scam. I checked the address on Google Street view and it exists. So it must be true.

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Global Online Sales
9475 Ranchview Ln N, Maple Grove, MN 55369-4422

21/07/2010
JOB OFFER
Global Online Sales, Inc. is happy to offer you a place as a Sales Assistant. We believe that your knowledge, skills and experience will be among our most valuable assets.
Overview of the Company
Working since 1998, Global Online Sales provides a spectrum of business services to customers, sorting from data-processing through Online Sales. First established as four-men operation run in the USA, Global Online Sales now has twenty-four full-time employees and a host of part-time basis workers. We continue to focus on filling our clients' needs totally and fully; our group motto is "We'll do it right". 

The major idea of the Global Online Sales Representative is to supply management step by step guidance about the direction the company should follow. Specific objectives for this year include developing a slot market policy and revamping the association?s presence in the United Kingdom.
Responsibilities
Position will entail but are not limited to: gathering and maintaining records of business transactions; setting up and exuding invoices and checks; carrying out basic bookkeeping and routine tasks such as acting the managerial and partially financial fields of the Global Bid Store businesses, working on payroll, and other secretarial duties.
The Sales Assistants will meet three times this year, each meeting consisting of a dinner and following two hour discussion. There may also be some follow-up questions my email. Because of the nature of the matters to be discussed, members will need to sign a confidentiality part of the agreement.
Salary
Salary is proportionating with experience. Stable Rate will be provided in monthly installments of 1100 GBP partial employment / 2200GBP full-time, which is equivalent to 13200GBP partial employment / 26400GBP full-time  on an annual basis. Commission Consists of the commission potential of the trade work will be 5% for each task from Monday till Friday and 10% for work on Saturdays. We offer four shifts running at this time and need members on both shifts. Insurance is covered by employer. You may apply by sending a resume and we will reply you within a business day.
If that offer sounds interesting, please send us a reply to this email eve.gasco@globalonlinesales-staffdp.com .
Best wishes
The Global Online Sales Team

Not sure how it bypassed the spam monitor. But needless to say. I won't be accepting their kind offer or giving them confirmation of my email address. But I can't help wondering what kind of scam this is.
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2011, 02:16:07 PM »
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SWIFT CREDIT CARD
 Zenith Bank of Nigeria
 

Plot 84, Ajose Adeogun Street,

 Victoria Island Lagos-Nigeria

                Mr. Amangbo Peter.

                 Executive Director,

                 zenith-bnk@live.com

                 +2348121091275

 


RE: CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUND SETTLEMENT

 

 Attention: Beneficiary,
 





Transaction Code: 2222

 

 

Thank you so much for your message to this bank.

 

We the management of Zenith Bank of Nigeria is delighted to read from you this morning, we noticed that this person was only trying to claim your fund and that was why we made that urgent contact to you and thank God that you responded back immediately.

 

This morning I presented your letter to the board of directors of this bank and I explained everything to them and what is going on, now we have just putting an end with MR. HANCOCK WILLIAM who claims to be your beneficiary and have passing a letter of his arrest to the FBI and EFCC, you have to understand that your urgent attention is needed to enable us move this transaction forward and have your fund delivered to you.

 

Please do understand that we had a meeting this morning in regards to this matter and the management agreed that an account have to be opened in your name because your fund is not in cash but it is in a bank draft which the central bank will send to us as soon as the account is opened.

 

Also do understand that we have some documentation to obtain in your name and before we can proceed on this, we would need your permission because when this account is opened, the draft will be deposited/lodged in the account and it will take 73hrs to credit the account, after the account is credited, the fund will be moved into an ATM Card and when this card is ready, we shall send it through the best courier company here in Nigeria (DHL). Note that we have moved a lot of payment through this way and all went successful, the reason why we cannot make the transfer via wire is because, if this fund amount should hit your account, your bank and the government might charge you for a money Laundry and terrorist act and for that reason, we cannot commence the transfer via wire.

 

Please if you agree for us to proceed with this mode of payment, kindly fill this for and return it back as urgent as possible to enable us obtain the needful documentations from the NNPC and the Ministry of Finance in your name as the beneficiary.

 

Upon hearing from you, we shall furnish you with more details on how this process will be kickoff.

 

Thanking you for your kind understanding while we wait to read back from you.


 Best Regards.

 







Mr. Amangbo Peter.

 Executive Director,

 Email: zenith-bnk@live.com
                  +2348121091275





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« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2011, 02:17:39 PM »
the zenith bank now uses a live email, too
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« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2011, 03:05:41 PM »
cant see the bottom 2 pics
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