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Offline Tupac

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I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« on: July 18, 2011, 04:27:46 PM »
"ZENITH BANK OF NIGERIA
Plot 84, Ajose Adeogun Street,
Victoria Island Lagos-Nigeria
Contact Name: Mr. Amangbo Peter.
Position: Executive Director,
Email: zenith.bnk@hotmail.com
Tel: +234-812-109-1275

Our Ref: ZNT/NG/4574/11             Your Ref:???????..       Date: 18th July, 2011

                RE: REQUEST FOR YOUR ATTENTION/OUTSTANDING PAYMENT:
 
Attention: Beneficiary,
 
We are contacting you to clarify and resolve the misunderstanding and problem at hand.

We do not intend to send to you a scam/unexpected or any sort of fraudulent email because you also need to know if you are being impersonated by the unknown, therefore, this email should not be regarded as unsolicited, as our intention is for your best interest and to protect your human right and our good image and reputation and to maintain our Leadership in professionalism in banking sector as the leading bank in Nigeria.
 
Be informed that we the Zenith Bank of Nigeria have received instruction to release the approved sum of Two Hundred and Fifty Million Dollars Only (US$250, 000, 000.00) to you, as your Inheritance/Contract fund. We have with us the entire documentation required for this payment in your favor. We shall be waiting to hear from you for the immediate payment and to guide you on the modalities as the policy of this bank permits us.
 
We hope to hear from you soon because we are hereby grant you the chance to Receive your funds payment legitimately and ceremoniously after the Verification over your funds legitimacy by the government of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
 
The authorities have secretly investigated and discovered the legitimacy of your approved funds, and the endorsement for the free release of your funds which has been issued to us.

You are therefore, authorized to receive your payment immediately upon hearing back from you and to facilitate the entire required documentation in your name as the sole beneficiary to the aforementioned funds, which shall be released to you as soon as we receive your response regarding this message.
 
My bank is willing to release your Certified Bank Draft to you, Should anything happen to your payment as the authorities might decide to cancel it if you delay for long as the case may be, understand that my bank will not be held liable. Therefore, this is the best chance you would need to receive your payment. The scan original copy of the Bank Draft will be forwarded to you upon having a confirmation reply from you.
 
After this resent approval of your contract/inheritance fund payment of Two Hundred and Fifty Million Dollars Only (US$250, 000, 000.00) to be released from my bank, Mr. Hancock from Washington DC contacted my bank requesting for the release of your funds in his name as your next-of-kin/beneficiary hence you are proclaimed dead and WILLED everything to him. And the below are his bank account details which he provided to us for the remittance, urging my bank to transfer your fund into his account immediately before it is too late:
 
His Bank Account Details:
 
Account Name: Mr. Hancock William
Bank name: Bank of America
Account No.: #9085686846
Routing No.: #54664564
Swift Code: #BOA57293GH
Address: Washington DC
 
Please, if you are not dead as this man said, kindly provide in the below DETAILS required from you to enable us update your payment documents and put a stop before this person take charge of your fund because he is requesting my bank to guide him on what to do fast to enable him have the fund transferred to his account with Bank of America, kindly furnish us with the details below if you are not aware of this whole thing that is going on:
 
1. Full Names:
2. House address
3. Occupation:
4. Phone/fax:
5. Age/sex
 
 
Thank you for your understanding
 
Yours In-Service
 
Mr. Amangbo Peter.
Executive Director,
Plot 84, Ajose Adeogun Street,
Victoria Island Lagos-Nigeria
zenith.bnk@hotmail.com
Tel: +234 812 109 1275"


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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 04:34:52 PM »
huh..im guessing this is that nigerian scam.i hope you didnt fall for it
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 04:38:13 PM »
huh..im guessing this is that nigerian scam.i hope you didnt fall for it

I know hehe.

I think being the "most trusted bank in nigeria" is like being the best smelling turd
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 04:39:20 PM »
I know hehe.

I think being the "most trusted bank in nigeria" is like being the best smelling turd

LOL well said
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2011, 04:44:08 PM »
250 million???

Is there even 2.5 million in the entire country of Nigeria???
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2011, 04:47:40 PM »
250 million???

Is there even 2.5 million in the entire country of Nigeria???


you bastage.that was gonna be my next post
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2011, 05:04:38 PM »
 :rofl :rofl
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2011, 05:30:47 PM »
 :rofl :rofl just deleted one of those out of my spam folder earlier
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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2011, 05:45:55 PM »
I know hehe.

I think being the "most trusted bank in nigeria" is like being the best smelling turd

*PFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!

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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2011, 08:41:40 PM »
lolz i got one of these letters one time, it came with pics of a girl with a mustache. I was supposed send her money an stuff so she can come to America and in return give me all her millions, which she cannot access until i send her my bank account info.  I responded with an  email requesting more pics of that stache...they never came. :(
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2011, 09:01:05 PM »
lolz i got one of these letters one time, it came with pics of a girl with a mustache. I was supposed send her money an stuff so she can come to America and in return give me all her millions, which she cannot access until i send her my bank account info.  I responded with an  email requesting more pics of that stache...they never came. :(
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2011, 09:47:25 PM »
If I had a gun with 3 bullets and I was locked in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler, Saddam and Zipp...  I would shoot Zipp 3 times.

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Re: I'm rich!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2011, 10:42:57 PM »
lolz i got one of these letters one time, it came with pics of a girl with a mustache. I was supposed send her money an stuff so she can come to America and in return give me all her millions, which she cannot access until i send her my bank account info.  I responded with an  email requesting more pics of that stache...they never came. :(

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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2011, 10:54:52 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2011, 01:51:22 AM »
Send an immediate reply and tell them you have millions of dollars but could always use more...

Use a name like Winthorp Charles Chamberlin the III...and refer to Hancock William as "Uncle Willy"

As a pre-condition for agreeing to their demands, require the sender to send two photograph of himself while holding a piece of cardboard in front of them with the following:

  • One blank - no writing on it at all
  • The second - "I Love SHawk"

Its really important you get the "I Love SHawk" image

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« Last Edit: July 19, 2011, 04:28:53 AM by oneway »