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Offline Tupac

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Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« on: July 24, 2011, 03:30:51 AM »
commence.

Quote from: LThunderpocket on July 24, 2011, 03:26:14 AM
whos gonna make the thread for "dumbest reasons to dump a a girl"
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2011, 03:31:06 AM »
:rofl that was fast, Tupac.

I'll start:

Because there you can't feel the 'spark' in the relationship anymore?

Tupac, your turn :D
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2011, 03:51:55 AM »
look what I have created!muwahahaha.

in 10th grade I dumped my girlfriend because she got a job at a pizza place.the only reason I didnt get it was because of her.2 weeks later i was working at a smoothie place
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2011, 04:35:54 AM »
This thread is because of me, I feel special.  :D
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2011, 06:38:53 AM »
I can't say that on here.  :uhoh
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2011, 06:46:48 AM »
Me and my ex recently broke up because I was spending too much time with NCAA football 12 on my ps3. I chose the ps3, no lie.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2011, 07:19:33 AM »
Mine got suspended from school for wearing a much to revealing anime costume which I didn't like cause guys kept checking her out, she wanted every guy in the school so idk why sh stayed with me, I dumped her first. Thats the whole story why I dumped her
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2011, 07:30:12 AM »
There are no dumb reasons to dump a girl...   :cheers:
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2011, 07:59:20 AM »
Quote from: Stoney on July 24, 2011, 07:30:12 AM
There are no dumb reasons to dump a girl...   :cheers:
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2011, 08:01:39 AM »
I dumped a girl one time because she grabbed my hand and put it on her stomach and said, "that's where your baby is going to be."   :eek:  After that I was afraid she was going to sabotage me.  I believe I was 17 at the time.  Yeah... F that noise.

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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2011, 09:06:25 AM »
Dump her because she is too pretty, smart, and agrees with everything you do.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2011, 09:14:13 AM »
Wouldnt put on a sheep constume, walk around on all fours, and go BAAAAAA
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2011, 09:25:07 AM »
do you guys get bored and start these "xxxx, discuss" threads?  Nothing worth saying, nothing original in your head, so you start a thread?
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2011, 10:13:08 AM »
Quote from: Dago on July 24, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
See rule #4
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dont plan on dumping mine, but ive had some pretty close calls where i could have said it just to piss her off...which would have ended cause she pissed as was  :rofl
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2011, 10:20:11 AM »
Quote from: Stoney on July 24, 2011, 07:30:12 AM
There are no dumb reasons to dump a girl...   :cheers:

You beat me to it!
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