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Offline EskimoJoe

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Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« on: July 31, 2011, 01:40:01 AM »
This little feller ambushed my tinfoil hat, so I zapped him with the electrified tennis racket lookin' thing.
Can anyone ID the ugly thing? Just out of curiosity.


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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2011, 01:41:49 AM »
Looks like a brown recluse. It has the "fiddle" behind its eyes.
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2011, 01:42:49 AM »
Did it have 2 or 3 banks of eyes?
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2011, 01:48:58 AM »
No idea, I tossed it in the trash after I zapped it.

I'm in Colorado if that helps at all.
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2011, 01:53:28 AM »
Looks like a brown recluse. It has the "fiddle" behind its eyes.
Wrong.



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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2011, 01:55:25 AM »
Lol at least we know one of a million spiders that it's not.
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2011, 01:57:00 AM »
Wrong.

Theres a first time for everything  :D
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2011, 02:08:14 AM »
 :bolt: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!1!
In all seriousness it is very ugly now that you mention it, and sorry but I couldnt find it in my grand database of spider species that I keep around.
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2011, 02:16:22 AM »
It's about the size of a nickel?

It's harmless.
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2011, 02:19:52 AM »


It's harmless.

of course, its dead.
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2011, 02:20:44 AM »
It's about the size of a nickel?

It's harmless.

It was also the fastest spider I've ever seen, and smelled great on fire.

Judge based on size, I'll have a chuckle when you experience a bite from a dime sized venomous spider  :D
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2011, 02:37:43 AM »

Judge based on size, I'll have a chuckle when you experience a bite from a dime sized venomous spider  :D

Black widows, brown recluse, don't bother me any.

Wife's buddy nearly lost her foot to a brown recluse. But she was a dummy and didn't treat it proper.

I tried to bring a fat wolf spider to the house, Ol woman yelled at me until I took it away. (let it go on the porch, don't rat me out.)

I'm a fan of spiders.
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2011, 02:39:16 AM »
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2011, 02:40:52 AM »
Black widows, brown recluse, don't bother me any.

Wife's buddy nearly lost her foot to a brown recluse. But she was a dummy and didn't treat it proper.

I tried to bring a fat wolf spider to the house, Ol woman yelled at me until I took it away. (let it go on the porch, don't rat me out.)

I'm a fan of spiders.

I living in Alaska played with daddy long-legs as a kid, and still do from time to time.
That is as big and 'scary' as they got, almost like puppy dogs.

The ones down here move like killers, I dislike them much. I do like, however, the sound
they make when they're hit with a good snap of electricity  :t
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2011, 02:43:21 AM »
I living in Alaska played with daddy long-legs as a kid, and still do from time to time.
That is as big and 'scary' as they got, almost like puppy dogs.

The ones down here move like killers, I dislike them much. I do like, however, the sound
they make when they're hit with a good snap of electricity  :t

I hear ya.

 I have some nice pics of some big Wolf spiders, but I be searchin for a bit.


Until then, this'll have to do.

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