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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2011, 03:22:37 AM »
"If you trained 100 monkeys to build planes and gave them only the instructions "We want our pilots dead, and fast," they still wouldn't have come up with something as artfully stupid as the He-162."

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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2011, 04:47:15 AM »
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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2011, 08:09:56 AM »
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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2011, 08:48:20 AM »
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Because if you're going to base an airplane on what's basically a suicidal mad-lib rocket and have it flown by whoever called "not it" last, you might as well throw three dozen more rockets into the mix.
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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2011, 12:30:21 PM »
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And because the screaming engine was placed between the helpless gunner and the plane's oblivious pilot, the gunner had no way to communicate his fatigue to the pilot until the spray of his guts hit him in the face.

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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2011, 01:04:07 PM »
"If you trained 100 monkeys to build planes and gave them only the instructions "We want our pilots dead, and fast," they still wouldn't have come up with something as artfully stupid as the He-162."

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I like the sentence right after this...


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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2011, 01:27:09 PM »
"More rockets! -- Hitler"



Those wacky Nazis. When will they learn?... :lol :lol
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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2011, 01:54:31 PM »
"More rockets! -- Hitler"



Those wacky Nazis. When will they learn?... :lol :lol

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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2011, 02:29:50 PM »
We need the K-7 in Aces High!   :banana:
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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2011, 02:40:51 PM »
LOL, That was hilarious. :lol
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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2011, 03:07:14 PM »
The blurb on the design of the G4M was an unwarranted slur on the Mitsubishi engineers who designed it as they most certainly did not agree with the customer's demands and choices.  Now, if it had slurred the IJN procurement group, that would have been fairly accurate.
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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2011, 03:57:24 PM »
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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2011, 06:47:39 PM »
The blurb on the design of the G4M was an unwarranted slur on the Mitsubishi engineers who designed it as they most certainly did not agree with the customer's demands and choices.  Now, if it had slurred the IJN procurement group, that would have been fairly accurate.

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Re: Deadly airplanes
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2011, 07:33:38 PM »
"With two 1,850-horsepower engines and nearly 3,000 miles of range, the G4M "Betty" was presumably built in case Japan ever decided to declare war on the Moon."   :lol
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