Ok so here is the cure for the skunk problem, trap them as stated above in a tender trap with cat food, the cheapest and stinkyist you can buy, then grap your Taurus Judge and shoot from about 10 foot with a 3 inch 410, with good steel buck shot. Instant kill and the mess is somewhat contained. Then go buy a new tender trap. Or you can use a .45 long colt either way problem solved except for the cleanup.
In reference to the Billy bad butt come on down here and shoot one of our wild pigs with an airsoft, that will take care of that problem but then we have to explain how he disappeared, the pig would be hunted and killed as a violent animal, which they are, but at least he would die well fed.