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Offline AAJagerX

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Re: Beard
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2011, 03:07:30 PM »
I'm dissapointed...  No one thought to suggest Nair yet.   :D
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« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2011, 03:08:56 PM »
No one was serious..... obviously he got some lint from the quilt on his chin.
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Re: Beard
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2011, 03:10:43 PM »
Quote from: SmokinLoon on October 10, 2011, 01:32:37 PM
Do not shave until you MUST!  Once you start shaving it starts to grow in faster and faster.  

Or maybe it's just because everyday you get older and older and therefore need to shave more?  No, couldn't be...
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Re: Beard
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2011, 03:37:08 PM »
Quote from: AAJagerX on October 10, 2011, 03:07:30 PM
I'm dissapointed...  No one thought to suggest Nair yet.   :D

LOL oh man thanks for the reminder :rofl   when i was in high school back in the 70's  a few of us snuck into the locker room after school, back then there were no lockers just wire baskets that sat on shelfs that are assigned to people. me and some buds sprayed Nair into about 15 or so random Jock Straps lol the stuff came out as a foam so we started to freak out and we hoped it would dry overnite. Next day during  PE a few dudes started itching down there, no one really thought anything of it till they hit the showers, oh gawd the roar that went out from guys freaking out, guys laughing, guys blaming the Girls for doing it lol oh man it was priceless and still makes me laugh my arse off still today.
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Re: Beard
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2011, 03:42:56 PM »
Quote from: Tigger29 on October 10, 2011, 02:29:36 PM
Don't have a father to teach you?

http://www.gillette.com/en/us/mens-style/how-to-shave.aspx

As far as I'm concerned, the Gillette Sensor Excel is the best razor ever made.  It does a good job and the blades are (relatively) cheap.  Some of the new models may work nice but when the blades cost $5 or $7 or even more each then it just gets ridiculous.  Luckily I don't have to shave every day and I usually keep a short goatee so one blade will last me a month or two.  I bought two 24packs of blades on sale at Sam's several years back for $8 each (at a cost of about 34 cents a blade).  I'm down to my last two blades though  :cry luckily its blades still seem to be plentiful and available although they typically run about $1 to $1.50 per blade at places like Walgreens.

Do *NOT* use disposable or generic brand razors.  They may come in handy in a pinch but you will cut yourself up and it will take four to five times as long!  If I don't cut myself with one it does a poor job of shaving and leaves me with a rash.  I made the mistake of buying generic brand blades for my Sensor.  I used one once and threw the other 9 blades away.  They really were THAT BAD!

I personally use an anti-fogging shaving mirror in the shower to shave with and I almost NEVER use shaving cream.  If I do need an extra close shave for whatever reason (or if it's just been awhile since I shaved) I'll use some hair conditioner in lieu of shaving cream.  I think it works better anyway!

I have a father to teach me, it's just that I want to know more.  This is why I made the thread.  Some of the stuff you guys have posted is hilarious.  I will try waxing it at least once.

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Re: Beard
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2011, 03:44:31 PM »
Penguin I'm going to save you a lot of pain here.

Don't... my ex showed me how it felt on my arm...

Don't

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Re: Beard
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2011, 03:45:48 PM »
lol, no, Penguin. DON'T DO IT.
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Beard
« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2011, 03:48:39 PM »


my beard :old:
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Offline 68ZooM

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Re: Beard
« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2011, 03:52:45 PM »
never have your Lady con you into when you have been drinking, using the ol "women are tougher" "we give birth"  yadda yadda ploys to sucker you in, dont do it its a trap it HURTS REAL BAD.

I bet Dichotomy fell for it as i did  lol
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Re: Beard
« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2011, 03:56:56 PM »
Ooh, maybe not, then.

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Offline Pigslilspaz

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Re: Beard
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2011, 03:58:06 PM »
Also, your skin on your chin is more sensitive than your arm. I can handle it on my arm or leg, but that is it. Anyone going to be doing no shave november?
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Re: Beard
« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2011, 04:01:55 PM »
Quote from: Pigslilspaz on October 10, 2011, 03:58:06 PM
Also, your skin on your chin is more sensitive than your arm. I can handle it on my arm or leg, but that is it. Anyone going to be doing no shave november?

I've already done a No Shave September and October this year. November might be pushing it...
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Offline Pigslilspaz

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Re: Beard
« Reply #42 on: October 10, 2011, 04:04:32 PM »
I'm blonde, I can get away with it, also it's my weapon to keep the girlfriend from overly smothering my face.
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Re: Beard
« Reply #43 on: October 10, 2011, 05:05:03 PM »
dont wax the back crack & sack....its just wrong
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Re: Beard
« Reply #44 on: October 10, 2011, 05:07:06 PM »
Quote from: JimmyC on October 10, 2011, 05:05:03 PM
dont wax the back crack & sack....its just wrong
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