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Offline zack1234

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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2011, 04:24:19 AM »
+1  :)
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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2011, 06:46:20 AM »
My freshmen year, i had an Ipod which i was listening to  during lunch. Had it sitting out on the table, turned towards another table to chat with some friends, turned back around, it was gone.

I looked at the other table next to mine where a couple of juniors were setting, Looked at this one chic who was looking at me, she nodded towards this one kid that was sitting at the table, who had my ipod sticking out his pocket.

Waited till the bell rang. He went to get up. Slugged him in the mouth. took my ipod from his pocket while he was trying to stop his lip from bleeding.
Got suspended for 3 days, but i didn't mind. Spent those days uploading new music to listen too.
Apparently punching a junior as a freshman is fast-track to being popular in some high schools, because when i got back to school after my suspension i had alot of people i didn't know chatting me up.

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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2011, 08:24:41 AM »
That's pretty incredible that someone called the cops for you and they showed up so fast and found the dude who had got away.  Okay I'll admit it, I don't believe your story.  :D

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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2011, 08:38:47 AM »
My freshmen year, i had an Ipod which i was listening to  during lunch. Had it sitting out on the table, turned towards another table to chat with some friends, turned back around, it was gone.

I looked at the other table next to mine where a couple of juniors were setting, Looked at this one chic who was looking at me, she nodded towards this one kid that was sitting at the table, who had my ipod sticking out his pocket.

Waited till the bell rang. He went to get up. Slugged him in the mouth. took my ipod from his pocket while he was trying to stop his lip from bleeding.
Got suspended for 3 days, but i didn't mind. Spent those days uploading new music to listen too.
Apparently punching a junior as a freshman is fast-track to being popular in some high schools, because when i got back to school after my suspension i had alot of people i didn't know chatting me up.

Heck yeah for being a bad prettythang!! 

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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2011, 08:43:08 AM »
Heck yeah for being a bad prettythang!! 

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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2011, 08:50:49 AM »
Got suspended for 3 days, but i didn't mind. Spent those days uploading new music to listen too.

Yes it's obvious you didn't spend those three days studying grammar!

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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2011, 09:01:35 AM »
Yes it's obvious you didn't spend those three days studying grammar!

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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2011, 10:55:10 AM »
+1 grammar Nazi :)

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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2011, 11:46:26 AM »
Terrible.... if he ran away, he is not threat so you can't pull your piece and shoot him.
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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2011, 12:12:38 PM »
Terrible.... if he ran away, he is not threat so you can't pull your piece and shoot him.

that ipod looked like a gun.

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« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2011, 12:24:21 PM »
that ipod looked like a gun.

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But it was your ipod so you should have known.

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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2011, 02:41:48 PM »
Never flaunt your valuables in public. If you had you're Ipod out on the bus you deserve to get it stolen. This is a world full of wolves, and stupid people are the sheep.

Hey Scorpion, out of curiosity since you're obviously an inexperienced bus rider, what do you usually keep in your outer-most backpack pocket(s)?   :D
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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2011, 03:00:47 PM »
That outermost pocket is for your wallet so you don't sit on it and hurt your back!  :old:
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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2011, 03:17:01 PM »
Hey Scorpion, out of curiosity since you're obviously an inexperienced bus rider, what do you usually keep in your outer-most backpack pocket(s)?   :D
well lets see, my sweeshblade, my drawing of a sweeshblade, and my little elf/lion that says "IM A MIGHTY LION! HEAR ME ROAR....meow"  :banana:

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Re: never ride the city bus.
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2011, 03:33:02 PM »
Well today, i learned to never use public transportation ever again. some f**kpickle thought it would be funny to steal my ipod right from my hand and run off with it. i chased him for about 6 blocks and after that i had to stop because the freaking monkey climbed up the side of a garage and jumped into the yard next to it and ran somewhere i couldnt see. someone called the cops after they saw it happen and the jackwagon who stole my ipod was caught.


rant over. ipod returned.

Police report or it didn't happen.
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