Why are the Muppets advertising they are an "energetic ticklefest"?
how did you think we advertised for new squaddies????? you don't see us posting tardling self-promotional hype threads begging for recruits, do ya???? no of course not!!! we would never be soooo blasai!!
we are the few the proud the sheepishly dysfunctional! WE ARE MUPPET'S! prestige dictates, no it demands, we only recruit the most bizarre of the bizarre!!! so we advertise our prestigious annual tickle fest, and then kidnap brainwash and indoctrinate any who are foolish enough to show up sit down and allow us to strap them into the tickle chair!!!!
Skuzzy, i would think if any "non-Muppet" (cough-hehe-cough) knew that it would be you!!!!!!