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Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« on: December 02, 2011, 10:24:31 PM »


 two years ago. i hadn't known about this.

DETROIT—-Ford officials issued a massive recall of the entire 2010 Mustang line Tuesday, apologizing for a quality-control oversight that led to the company manufacturing a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public. "We deeply regret this lapse in judgment and accept full responsibility for the mistake," Ford CEO Alan R. Mulally said standing beside a gorgeous, cherry-red vehicle recalled for being "way too smoking." "After numerous road tests, we've found the car to be a mean, mean ride that Americans are simply not cool enough to handle, and it would be irresponsible of us to allow anyone to get behind the wheel of this killer car. It's truly frightening how sweet the Mustang is." According to Mulally, Ford has canceled production on the 2011 Mustang, and will instead release a line of fuel-efficient vehicles in an effort to appeal to boring old Americans.






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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2011, 10:26:29 PM »
Are you saving up for the 50th anniversary edition? I know I am.
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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2011, 11:37:30 PM »
Are you saving up for the 50th anniversary edition? I know I am.

Why? The only difference is the anniversary tag on the side.
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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2011, 01:01:37 AM »
 :rofl good one Cap
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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 01:11:29 AM »
Ford also apologizes for subjecting its' customers to the shame of being thoroughly stomped by the Camaro ZL-1.  Ford decided to cover the costs of all the kleenex and personal counseling services the Mustang drivers have to go through after getting blown away by said Camaro.  Ford has opened numerous call centers where disenchanted Mustang owners can talk about their regrets.  


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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2011, 04:27:57 AM »
Ford also apologizes for subjecting its' customers to the shame of being thoroughly stomped by the Camaro ZL-1.  Ford decided to cover the costs of all the kleenex and personal counseling services the Mustang drivers have to go through after getting blown away by said Camaro.  Ford has opened numerous call centers where disenchanted Mustang owners can talk about their regrets.  


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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2011, 07:40:23 AM »
Are you saving up for the 50th anniversary edition? I know I am.

 nah.......they're changing the body style, and from what i've seen, i don't much care for it. the pics i've seen, the nose makes me think of a charger........blech.
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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2011, 07:40:59 AM »
Ford also apologizes for subjecting its' customers to the shame of being thoroughly stomped by the Camaro ZL-1.  Ford decided to cover the costs of all the kleenex and personal counseling services the Mustang drivers have to go through after getting blown away by said Camaro.  Ford has opened numerous call centers where disenchanted Mustang owners can talk about their regrets.  


CHEVY OWNS FORD!

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 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

 hey wait? are you comparing the zl1 to the gt?  i don't mind losing to a car costing nearly 20k more than mine.  :devil
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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2011, 08:05:52 AM »
Ford wins.  Always. 
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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 08:25:24 AM »
Actually Ford might want to recall the Mustang purely as a humanitarian gesture, to stop the flood of new Camaro owners from committing suicide when they realize they spent a lot of money buying a car that runs a distant second to the Mustang.    :rofl
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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 09:00:24 AM »
jeeze guys.........i just thought that was funny as hell. didn't intend to start another ford/chevy argument..................... .........this time.  :devil
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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2011, 11:02:10 AM »
Actually Ford might want to recall the Mustang purely as a humanitarian gesture, to stop the flood of new Camaro owners from committing suicide when they realize they spent a lot of money buying a car that runs a distant second to the Mustang.    :rofl

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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2011, 11:04:02 AM »
nah.......they're changing the body style, and from what i've seen, i don't much care for it. the pics i've seen, the nose makes me think of a charger........blech.

I've only seen speculative art and nothing from Ford, has that changed? I wasn't please to hear they were going to abandon the retro body style and do something more modern-looking. I'd have liked them to go MORE retro (IMO, of the "retro" cars the Challenger is the best-looking PRECISELY because of how much closer it is to the classic car).

At any rate, if I could ever afford a Mustang I'd just by one of the '65 reproduction bodies and have it built out from there. :-P
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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2011, 11:38:24 AM »
I've only seen speculative art and nothing from Ford, has that changed? I wasn't please to hear they were going to abandon the retro body style and do something more modern-looking. I'd have liked them to go MORE retro (IMO, of the "retro" cars the Challenger is the best-looking PRECISELY because of how much closer it is to the classic car).

At any rate, if I could ever afford a Mustang I'd just by one of the '65 reproduction bodies and have it built out from there. :-P

 AGREED on the challenger.

 and you're right. virtually everyone that mentions anything about my gt, says how much it makes em think of a 60's mustang. that is what i like so much about her looks.

http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1068560_2013-ford-mustang-revealed-2011-los-angeles-auto-show

http://www.autoblog.com/photos/2013-ford-mustang-gt-convertible-la-2011/#photo-4619527/

 on this second link, that nose looks like a cross between a charger, a camaro, and a mustang.

 
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Re: Ford issued a major recall on the Mustang
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2011, 11:45:28 AM »
AGREED on the challenger.

 and you're right. virtually everyone that mentions anything about my gt, says how much it makes em think of a 60's mustang. that is what i like so much about her looks.

Agreed, shes got that 68' 69' look, very sharp looking car  :aok
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