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Offline bangsbox

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food for thought
« on: December 08, 2011, 07:16:35 PM »
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945

The Nazi's surrendered on May 7th, 1945
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Offline bagrat

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2011, 07:19:31 PM »
I heard chuck norris round housed hitler in the face causing him to explode on impact, while still being an unborn fetus soo....
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2011, 07:21:53 PM »
Quote from: bangsbox on December 08, 2011, 07:16:35 PM
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945

The Nazi's surrendered on May 7th, 1945
:rofl
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Offline Butcher

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2011, 07:24:52 PM »
mmm Pie.
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Offline morfiend

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2011, 07:31:53 PM »
Quote from: bangsbox on December 08, 2011, 07:16:35 PM
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945

The Nazi's surrendered on May 7th, 1945


  When Chuck was born the doctor spanked him and Chuck promptly knocked him out,Hitler heard of this and well we all know what happened next!




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Offline Butcher

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2011, 07:38:34 PM »
don't trust anything morfiend says, he is busy listening to lady gaga in the training arena and "rudder dancing".

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Offline flatiron1

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 08:41:14 PM »
Chuck visited The Virgin Islands, now they just called The Islands.
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2011, 08:46:09 PM »
Quote from: flatiron1 on December 08, 2011, 08:41:14 PM
Chuck visited The Virgin Islands, now they just called The Islands.
Chuck Norris has a house in the Atlantic ocean. we call this the Bermuda Triangle. he does not like visitors.
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Offline GNucks

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2011, 08:46:22 PM »
Would've been funny if it were true, but it's not. He was born in 1940. /sadface
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Offline matt

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2011, 11:42:03 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2011, 11:53:10 PM »
Chuck Norris ones burned ants with a magnifying glass.........at night.
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2011, 12:06:40 AM »
Chuck Norris was once stranded on a desert island, the rest of the world felt like they were marooned.
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Offline Melvin

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2011, 12:10:58 AM »
Chuck Norris wishes his name was Melvin.
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Re: food for thought
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Offline waystin2

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2011, 06:02:31 AM »
Chuck Norris eats batteries and craps lightning.

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