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Offline chaser

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Chuck Norris
« on: December 21, 2011, 03:51:11 PM »
I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-
human powers. He's an actor, people, not a
god. In fact, if he really is special, I dare
him to magically appear in my house right
now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face
into my own keyboaryugjcfhbj enec c2
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Offline skorpion

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 03:55:22 PM »
:rofl
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Offline jeep00

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 03:57:09 PM »
 :noid
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Offline Wildcat1

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 04:23:53 PM »
RIP, chaser  :angel:
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 04:38:12 PM »
Blasphemy if I ever heard it. 
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 04:50:45 PM »
"Even though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil".  :angel: :salute
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Offline B-17

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 04:51:47 PM »
"For I am at 85,000 feet and climbing."

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Offline Tango

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 04:53:05 PM »
Quote from: chaser on December 21, 2011, 03:51:11 PM
I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-
human powers. He's an actor, people, not a
god. In fact, if he really is special, I dare
him to magically appear in my house right
now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face
into my own keyboaryugjcfhbj enec c2


Haven't seen Chaser post again. I guess he got Chuck-ized.  :lol
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Offline mentalguy

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2011, 07:10:03 PM »
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
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Offline chaser

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2011, 07:47:03 PM »
Weird... I just woke up at my PC laying on a bloddy keyboard with a massive headache...
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Offline PR3D4TOR

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2011, 07:55:48 PM »
Don't bring your personal grievances to the forum guys. PM him.

gmail@chucknorris.com
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2011, 07:57:23 PM »
Quote from: chaser on December 21, 2011, 07:47:03 PM
Weird... I just woke up at my PC laying on a bloddy keyboard with a massive headache...
Chuck Norris has allowed you to live, just like the rest of the world...
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Offline 68ZooM

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2011, 08:11:07 PM »
Quote from: mentalguy on December 21, 2011, 07:10:03 PM
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands. from his mothers womb.

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Offline chaser

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2011, 08:24:13 PM »
I was reading about Chuck Norris on Wiki the  other day (yes i know... It's wiki) and apparently he was born less thatn 40 miles from the town I grew up in and he lived there untill he was 16.
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Offline SilverZ06

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2011, 08:53:43 PM »
Quote from: PR3D4TOR on December 21, 2011, 07:55:48 PM
Don't bring your personal grievances to the forum guys. PM him.

gmail@chucknorris.com
:rofl I see what you did there
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