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Offline bigsky

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2011, 07:05:42 AM »
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Offline AHTbolt

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2011, 08:40:42 AM »
When Chuck Norris runs from west to east the earths rotation slows by a third.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2011, 09:43:44 PM »
they once named a street after chuck norris.... they had to change it, no one can cross chuck norris and live.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2011, 09:45:14 PM »
Quote from: chaser on December 21, 2011, 08:24:13 PM
I was reading about Chuck Norris on Wiki the  other day (yes i know... It's wiki) and apparently he was born less thatn 40 miles from the town I grew up in and he lived there untill he was 16.

That's almost resume worthy.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2011, 10:01:31 PM »
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2011, 10:16:38 PM »
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2011, 10:41:51 PM »
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2011, 11:09:00 PM »
 :huh another chuck norris thread??   Allrriigghhhttt......


 
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2011, 01:00:52 AM »
Quote from: fbEagle on December 22, 2011, 11:09:00 PM
:huh another chuck norris thread??   Allrriigghhhttt......

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hahahahaha  :aok
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2011, 06:12:52 AM »
Quote from: PR3D4TOR on December 21, 2011, 07:55:48 PM
Don't bring your personal grievances to the forum guys. PM him.

gmail@chucknorris.com

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2011, 07:39:50 AM »
Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2011, 10:42:25 AM »
OK I might as well post it here...

World Of Warcraft vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKaIlT_lK1s

"There are 100,000 player on World of Warcraft, because Chuck Norris allows them to live"

*Don't quote me on that
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2011, 09:23:04 PM »
It was the bermuda square till Chuck kicked a corner off.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2011, 09:27:20 PM »
Quote from: ebfd11 on December 23, 2011, 10:42:25 AM
OK I might as well post it here...

World Of Warcraft vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKaIlT_lK1s

"There are 100,000 player on World of Warcraft, because Chuck Norris allows them to live"

*Don't quote me on that

*over 10 million
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2011, 09:29:35 PM »
When the Boogie-Man goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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