I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Shuffler]

I'm still trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

[wil3ur]

I'm still trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

The frog crossed the road because it was stapled to the chicken.

[Shuffler]

The frog crossed the road because it was stapled to the chicken.

But that completely misses the point of why the chicken did.

[VonMessa]

Because he was heading to my house to be BBQ'd, of course 

[PR3D4TOR]

I love how everyone is always so down on Penguin

fact is he seems to be one of the very few genuinely intelligent people posting on this forum, and because of his age he gets nothing but abuse from insecure adults and redneck morons who feel inadequate (threatened isn't quite the right word, although I want it to be) in the face of his logical and, above all, true posts.

And to think I used to believe Tribalwar was a cesspit of stupidity before I saw this place  

+1

[grizz441]

I love how everyone is always so down on Penguin

fact is he seems to be one of the very few genuinely intelligent people posting on this forum, and because of his age he gets nothing but abuse from insecure adults and redneck morons who feel inadequate (threatened isn't quite the right word, although I want it to be) in the face of his logical and, above all, true posts.

And to think I used to believe Tribalwar was a cesspit of stupidity before I saw this place  

+2, Penguin haters and Midway haters make me laff.

[Shuffler]

+2, Penguin haters and Midway haters make me laff.

I like them tap dancing penguins.


Midway to me is an island in the Pacific that has fresh water problems.