“I HOPE THE JEWS DONT HATE ME FOR THIS”
~ Adolf Hitler
“It's little stuffy in here, I think I'll go outside for some fresh air.”
~ Martin Luther King Jr.
“Is that a gun you're holding, Courtney?”
~ Kurt Cobain
“The snake is harmless!”
~ Queen Cleopatra
“I drank what?”
~ Socrates
“Stay away, this thing will hurt someone.”
~ Budd Dwyer
“This rope is of an inferior quality, this trap door has a squeaky hinge, the executioner's hood is the wrong shade of black, and the man with the camera that is filming this is a moron.”
~ Saddam Hussein
“How does this scarf look?”
~ Isadora Duncan
“I've always wanted to swim in the River Ouse!”
~ Virginia Woolf
“Are you ready for a noose sensation?”
~ Michael Hutchence
“What does this button do?”
~ Who Gives a Damn no.2
“It's just a sting ray!”
~ Steve Irwin R.I.P.
“Are you sure I will sparkle?”
~ Edward Cullen
“Which side does the bullet come out of?”
~ Pvt. Zensles
“ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!”
~ Osama Bin Laden
