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Offline MiloMorai

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2012, 08:11:01 PM »
Know what one gets from a super bowel, a super turd.

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2012, 08:18:32 PM »
Do not insult America's most precious holiday.

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2012, 08:22:07 PM »
Is someone feeling a little self-conscious that they sucked at sports as a child?
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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2012, 08:27:58 PM »
Screw football.

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2012, 09:08:12 PM »
Do not insult America's most precious holiday.

Is that the SUPER BOWL?

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2012, 10:51:18 PM »
I haven't watched any football game in probably 15 years.

It's almost as boring to watch as NASCAR...  or golf.

My memory of it is very, very brief spurts of action, interspersed into hours and hours of mind-numbing boredom with players standing around in huddles, players spending forever getting into set formations only to call a timeout, referees watching TV screens blowing whistles and throwing yellow hankies every 2 minutes, endless timeouts, and John Madden babbling incoherently while he scribbles on my TV screen during a bajillion replays.  I seem to recall that in a typical 3 hour football game there is only like 5 minutes of actual football being played.

I contend that most Super Bowl fans aren't really fans of the sport, it's just an excuse for them to go to a party and stuff their face with delicious junk food.

I'll stick to watching rugby, it's kind of like football only better in every way.  No "special" teams, no separate teams for offense and defense, no stopping for 1 minute after every play to reset and catch your breath, far fewer silly rules that stop play constantly, fewer timeouts to constantly stop play...  it's so much simpler, they just go out and play without all the BS.
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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2012, 10:54:26 PM »
I dislike football, especially on television.  You watch the whole stupid game three times during that broadcast.

I'll probably play some Aces High.

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2012, 08:18:16 AM »
Super Bowel? I'm staying away from that bathroom :aok
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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2012, 10:35:48 AM »
I'll be ski racing and then beer afterwards.

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2012, 05:42:05 PM »
I live near Boston, so I'm just getting ready for the drunken riots that I know will happen regardless of the outcome of the match.

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2012, 06:16:57 PM »
Us Canadians want to know exactly what state "New England" is anyhow? Is it even a state, or is it a city or wtf?  See, a real team can say where it is from.  Example, the Bears.  They are from Chicago, which is a city, and you can find the stadium for said team by going to said city.  This New England business is darn confusing to outsiders.  Is it part of that Connecticut Yankee and King Arthur et al?  And what is a "commonwealth" doing in the good ol' U S of A?  Commonwealth is a British term and idea, and we all know how much you can't have anything like that anyplace NEAR the American way.

Anyhow, go Giants!

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2012, 06:23:12 PM »
Americas Real holiday is

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2012, 06:33:34 PM »
Us Canadians want to know exactly what state "New England" is anyhow? Is it even a state, or is it a city or wtf?  See, a real team can say where it is from.  Example, the Bears.  They are from Chicago, which is a city, and you can find the stadium for said team by going to said city.  This New England business is darn confusing to outsiders.  Is it part of that Connecticut Yankee and King Arthur et al?  And what is a "commonwealth" doing in the good ol' U S of A?  Commonwealth is a British term and idea, and we all know how much you can't have anything like that anyplace NEAR the American way.

Anyhow, go Giants!

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2012, 07:27:30 PM »
Us Canadians want to know exactly what state "New England" is anyhow? Is it even a state, or is it a city or wtf?  See, a real team can say where it is from.  Example, the Bears.  They are from Chicago, which is a city, and you can find the stadium for said team by going to said city.  This New England business is darn confusing to outsiders.  Is it part of that Connecticut Yankee and King Arthur et al?  And what is a "commonwealth" doing in the good ol' U S of A?  Commonwealth is a British term and idea, and we all know how much you can't have anything like that anyplace NEAR the American way.

Anyhow, go Giants!

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Re: Super Bowel
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2012, 08:10:09 PM »
I live near Boston, so I'm just getting ready for the drunken riots that I know will happen regardless of the outcome of the match.

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Match? What are they playing Cricket? What do you have to get ready for, are the drunks going to riot in your room?

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