The Gospel of David Wales, book of General Discussion, post 42:
"and if all fails well pelt them with walmart tins of baked beans"
Let he who hath nay posted something silly be the one to cast the first tin of beans.
The Gospel of David Wales, book of Wishlist, post 180:
"evz guncrasher mano
rob debrody chilli
tec grumpy
im a dot blood scout
matt flatirion"
Our savior hath bequeathed to us the identities of his twelve disciples, I say we turn to their knowledge of our lord for further interpretation of his word.