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Offline bustr

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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #90 on: February 11, 2012, 04:04:32 AM »
OK!!

Enough with the genuflucting and self falgulation and extatic rubbing of extreminities and slobbering Walesisian euphemisms.

Did any of you remember the wine and to send out the announcments and invitations?

This is going to get smelly and funky real soon if we don't crack open a few in his name and get on with the babtisims in the skinny dipping pond with a few femal converts and some soap. How long do you think we can all keep ourselves crammed into a tiny room hozanaing the Wales befor nature makes fools of us?

One of you declare yourself pope and lets get on with the partying. I beleeeeeeive even the Wales himself would agree to some old fansioned merryment of our souls. Anymore of this pious jibberish and one might think we were trying to create a nonprofit to bilk the taxman.

One of you volonteer for pope or it's enymeneminymo time. You cannot have a church with unregulated extatic bodily movements in the eyes of the taxman. One of you gotta be the fall guy if this goes south!!

I vote AKAK because he never speaks on VOX.
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #91 on: February 11, 2012, 06:54:02 AM »
OK!!

Enough with the genuflucting and self falgulation and extatic rubbing of extreminities and slobbering Walesisian euphemisms.

Did any of you remember the wine and to send out the announcments and invitations?

This is going to get smelly and funky real soon if we don't crack open a few in his name and get on with the babtisims in the skinny dipping pond with a few femal converts and some soap. How long do you think we can all keep ourselves crammed into a tiny room hozanaing the Wales befor nature makes fools of us?

One of you declare yourself pope and lets get on with the partying. I beleeeeeeive even the Wales himself would agree to some old fansioned merryment of our souls. Anymore of this pious jibberish and one might think we were trying to create a nonprofit to bilk the taxman.

One of you volonteer for pope or it's enymeneminymo time. You cannot have a church with unregulated extatic bodily movements in the eyes of the taxman. One of you gotta be the fall guy if this goes south!!

I vote AKAK because he never speaks on VOX.

I will volunteer for pope!  :pray
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #92 on: February 11, 2012, 10:11:13 AM »
As a Follower, but not Apostle, I would protest the naming of such a man... for he can only detract from the Glory of David Wales.


As the Prophet said:

"this is suppose to be secret code , so we can do things others dont know wot we are doing"

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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #93 on: February 11, 2012, 10:33:59 AM »
what this needs is a wise cleric(k).. :bolt:

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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #94 on: February 11, 2012, 10:40:36 AM »
 :rock :rock :rock :rock I am David Wales! :rock :rock :rock
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #95 on: February 11, 2012, 11:22:43 AM »
*Stands*  I am David Wales   :salute  :salute  :salute
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #96 on: February 11, 2012, 12:26:14 PM »
 :salute :salute :salute Salute to us...We are David Wales! :salute :salute :salute
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #97 on: February 11, 2012, 12:36:04 PM »
There was only one David Wales. Anyone claiming to be David Wales returned is clearly a false prophet.  It was never about him. It was about the betterment of all who play AH.
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #98 on: February 11, 2012, 12:46:16 PM »
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #99 on: February 11, 2012, 01:30:02 PM »
davidwales was a virus! And he's infected all of you :aok





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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #100 on: February 11, 2012, 01:52:52 PM »
 :furious :furious Dont try to kill my fun.........you the Fun Police? :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #101 on: February 11, 2012, 03:23:43 PM »
:furious :furious Dont try to kill my fun.........you the Fun Police? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Gospel of David, Book of Wishlist, Post 129:

i was thinking would you like a position as a member of the perk police ??? :salute
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #102 on: February 11, 2012, 03:25:55 PM »
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #103 on: February 11, 2012, 03:47:46 PM »
If David returns from the dead will we celebrate something like easter?    :pray
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Re: The Church of David Wales
« Reply #104 on: February 11, 2012, 04:09:15 PM »
David Wales Resurrected  :huh  :bolt:
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