I've found most every post funny so far..... get a bigger hook. 
As for the homeless person... chances are he just doesn't want to work. He may want to be president of some corporation but was not wanting to start at the bottom. 
Case in point.... guy under a bridge holding a sign, "will work for food". Several folks drive by and give him money for food. They do not want to hire him for anything as he is a stranger out on the street (security). I go by and tell him if he comes to my shop I'll give him a job where he can earn some money. My shop is just down the road within a couple of miles. He never shows up. This has happened on several occassions. Some folks consider this freedom. They have no bills and are free to go and do as they please. So which is this one your refering to?

case in point eh? I ll go ahead and call BS on the story that you waited there to witness several people give him money and that then you went up to him to offer him a job.

wow, people are walking into my office to see what was so funny

Every single person I ever had this argument with comes up with the same BS story

In any case, your funny story does not prove anything. As I said, some are lazy some are not and wish they had the opportunities we did.
PS. Read the book "Fooled by randomness". It is a short story of a trader.