Friend problems....

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this is the funniest thread i have read in along time. 

[helbent]

Dial Alice's phone number and accidentally call her Kate.

DOH

[800nate800]

or you could have bought "Being A D-bag for Dummies" it would tell you the same thing. If you act like a donkey around girls you won't find anyone that you have a meaningful connection with. Be yourself, if they don't like you then they were someone who you should consider as a girlfriend anyways. Most girls your age (I'm assuming your 13ish) are shallow and stupid. It gets better, date older more mature girls and partake in the experience that they have to offer.

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COUGH*11*COUGH

[800nate800]

to all for the help steath 68 tupac (being stupid as always) and all other replies stupid or not ty

[saggs]

Actually, I'd like to know how much time, thought, and effort he puts into his posts

I believe that Penguin is the laboratory bastard child of Dear Abby, Carl Jung, and Cliff Clavin from "Cheers".

[saggs]

COUGH*11*COUGH

If your 11, you should not have girl problems, you shouldn't even be thinking about 'em.  They have cooties till your at least 16.

By they way, don't you have parents you can talk too, or a big brother, or pastor/priest, or school counseler?  Honestly the internet, anywhere on the interwebs, is the LAST place you should look for personal advice.

[Penguin]

No, I really lived that nightmare.  It was terrible!  I alienated the first girl and accidentally lead the other one along for four years!  I feel awful about it now, but back then I really didn't know any better.  Looking back on it I can see where I went wrong and hopefully get him to avoid my mistakes.  Yes, my post sounded sappy- it dealt with romance.  It's like trying to write a post about cars without saying words like "axle" or "wheel" or "brake fluid".

-Penguin

[Dace]

I believe that Penguin is the laboratory bastard child of Dear Abby, Carl Jung, and Cliff Clavin from "Cheers".

 

[Tupac]

COUGH*11*COUGH

You shouldn't even be on the Internet - we don't allow people born this millennia. Go play with your tonka toys.

[Penguin]

You shouldn't even be on the Internet - we don't allow people born this millennia. Go play with your tonka toys.

Even for a forum teeming with stodgy old men, that's cold.

-Penguin

[Dichotomy]

No, I really lived that nightmare.  It was terrible!  I alienated the first girl and accidentally lead the other one along for four years!  I feel awful about it now, but back then I really didn't know any better.  Looking back on it I can see where I went wrong and hopefully get him to avoid my mistakes.  Yes, my post sounded sappy- it dealt with romance.  It's like trying to write a post about cars without saying words like "axle" or "wheel" or "brake fluid".

-Penguin

Penguin the PIMP!!!! 

I'll just say something trite but true.  Doing the RIGHT thing is rarely the easy thing.  Do the right thing as much as you can and you won't have to avoid looking into your own eyes in the mirror every morning.  It's not a good feeling.

But I concur. Dude at 11 worrying about girls is the LAST thing you should be worried about at the moment. 

[Wmaker]

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http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,321571.0.html

heh...

[stealth]

to all for the help steath 68 tupac (being stupid as always) and all other replies stupid or not ty

Give me hug,

[curry1]

Even for a forum teeming with stodgy old men, that's cold.

-Penguin

I think that you have no say in what is cold or not.  You are a penguin all you know is cold.

[Tupac]

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,321571.0.html

heh...

Along the same lines, however I did not come looking for advice . I actually considered posting a link to it, because I did get pretty good advice whether I wanted it or not. After the "I have a girlfriend, bruh" comment it became incredibly obvious this was a look at me thread.