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Offline superpug1

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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #60 on: March 13, 2012, 04:43:09 PM »
...probably talk to you parents. This is the internet.
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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #61 on: March 13, 2012, 05:23:54 PM »
Quote from: AHTbolt on March 13, 2012, 09:43:39 AM
Penguin what Woman have you ever known besides you mom, aunt or grandmother. Your not old enough to have any clue about romance.   

Do you really want a list?  Do you?  I'm no Frank Sinatra, but I've chased my fair share of tail.

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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #62 on: March 13, 2012, 05:30:48 PM »
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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #63 on: March 13, 2012, 05:57:45 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on March 13, 2012, 05:23:54 PM
Do you really want a list?  Do you?  I'm no Frank Sinatra, but I've chased my fair share of tail.

-Penguin

Chasing your sister around the house doesn't count.  :noid
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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #64 on: March 13, 2012, 06:00:00 PM »
Nice one, but I have a brother.  I know what you're going to say to that.

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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #65 on: March 13, 2012, 06:09:34 PM »
Did you write her a treatise as to the pros and cons of letting you motorboat her boobs?
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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #66 on: March 13, 2012, 06:11:35 PM »
Treatise?  I just went right ahead.  Man, was it satisfying. :devil



























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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #67 on: March 13, 2012, 09:10:00 PM »
Quote from: 800nate800 on March 10, 2012, 09:57:58 PM
Please help we used to be close now you guys are the only peaple i can come to now-a-days. she used to to be my bestfriend. If you have facebook message me and ill give you a link and the persons name. PLEASE HELP  :cry :cry :frown:


Thats how life is, you will understand when you grow up.

And at 11 my only care was what the newest Nintendo game was that was coming out and which one of my friends was getting it. We could care less about girls at that age
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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #68 on: March 14, 2012, 12:07:18 AM »
Quote from: Meatwad on March 13, 2012, 09:10:00 PM

Thats how life is, you will understand when you grow up.

And at 11 my only care was what the newest Nintendo game was that was coming out and which one of my friends was getting it. We could care less about girls at that age

Times have changed, sir (with all due repect) kids I think are having pressure put on them to grow up a lot faster. Now, I haven't lived in your era, so I wouldn't have a clue. Correct me I'm I'm wrong :)

And the kicked is that we're expected to know what to do by the age of 15 or 16, often for the rest of our life-- but we're being coddled more than is appropriate-- wed be lucky if we knew how to balance a cheque and wash dishes/clothes by hand the way society is now.

Again, all due respect.
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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #69 on: March 14, 2012, 12:17:25 AM »
Different world, different pressures.

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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #70 on: March 14, 2012, 02:34:10 AM »
Quote from: Penguin on March 13, 2012, 05:23:54 PM
Do you really want a list?  Do you?  I'm no Frank Sinatra, but I've chased my fair share of tail.

-Penguin



   :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol                                                                      :rolleyes:


   please give me a break,












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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #71 on: March 14, 2012, 07:41:58 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on March 13, 2012, 05:23:54 PM
Do you really want a list?  Do you?  I'm no Frank Sinatra, but I've chased my fair share of tail.

-Penguin

In the same vein that 'Fishing' doesn't mean 'catching', 'racing' doesn't mean 'winning', or a dog chasing a car that wouldn't know what to do if he caught it?

Ya I can see that. 

Sorry Peng.. you're making this WAY too easy today.   :lol

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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #72 on: March 14, 2012, 07:53:34 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on March 14, 2012, 12:17:25 AM
Different world, different pressures.

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Pressures are the same, its the people that make it more difficult then what it really is.

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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #73 on: March 14, 2012, 08:04:51 PM »
Quote from: B-17 on March 14, 2012, 12:07:18 AM
Times have changed, sir (with all due repect) kids I think are having pressure put on them to grow up a lot faster. Now, I haven't lived in your era, so I wouldn't have a clue. Correct me I'm I'm wrong :)

And the kicked is that we're expected to know what to do by the age of 15 or 16, often for the rest of our life-- but we're being coddled more than is appropriate-- wed be lucky if we knew how to balance a cheque and wash dishes/clothes by hand the way society is now.

Again, all due respect.
I agree with this. look at all the divorcing families which are forcing the kids to step up and fill the missing parents role. happened to me at 12, for 3 years my parents were bitter towards one another, and it forced me to mature much quicker then any of my friends.

back on subject, if your so young, why do you need help with girls? any grown man on here can tell you trying to figure them out was like the US figuring out the German Engima code before we had the goodies to do so.....
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Re: Friend problems....
« Reply #74 on: March 15, 2012, 08:09:47 PM »
Quote from: superpug1 on March 13, 2012, 04:43:09 PM
...probably talk to you parents. This is the internet.

Best advice yet.
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