From a friend of mine in Arizona Corvette Enthusiasts club:
I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, but the IRS sent my Tax Return back.
I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said, "List All Dependents."
I replied 12 million illegal immigrants, three million crack heads, 42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
two million people in over 243 prisons and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this was NOT acceptable.
So I sent it back with a question: "Did I forget someone?"
Just too true

-Frank aka GE