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Paragraph 4 explains it all!Dear Mr. Seph,
We received your inquiry regarding your unhappiness with certain features associated with the Wife 1.0 software. We regret that this software has not lived up to your expectations. Fortunately, we have a solution which you can implement immediately to rectify this problem. This solution may best be described as follows: Adjust your expectations.
The problem is not with the Wife 1.0 software, but with you, Mr. Seph. When you purchased the Wife 1.0 upgrade, you did not just buy a piece of software, but rather an entire artificial intelligence system. The sole purpose of this system is to enhance all facets of your life. Frankly, Mr. Seph you should be grateful.
Typically, artificial intelligence systems work by adapting themselves over time. What sets Wife 1.0 apart is that rather than adapt itself, it adapts its user. In other words, this unique program improves you as a human being, Mr. Seph, addressing and systematically rectifying all of your flaws.
Although you may not realize it at this moment, the upgrade to Wife 1.0 will prove to be the best decision which you have ever made. It will also prove to be the last decision which you have ever made, as now Wife 1.0 will take over the decision making process, allowing you to fill your time with more productive activities, such as career enhancement, pious thoughts, and gratitude.
As you have by now discovered, it is impossible to uninstall Wife 1.0. Instead, please consider adjusting your attitude toward this valuable program. Control your destructive tendencies and try to learn about Wife 1.0's unique and wonderful feature set. As you get to know Wife 1.0 and become adept at adjusting your behavior to suit the program's needs, we are confident that you will find inner tranquility. It is important that you do so because the next upgrade, Child 1.0, is coming next year.
Regards,
Customer Service
(my wife hates this joke, amongst others, so it was appropriate!

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