OK, here's my method. I take off at the same time as another person in my same country. Before he has even climbed out from the field, I fire shots into his plane, and quickly kill myself, not even needing a shade as part of the process! I am a genus!
[Note on the term "genus": When I lived in Pasadena, CA, I noticed on a sidewalk along Del Mar Ave. that some kid had gotten to the concrete before it had dried. I walked along reading things written into it -- "Raul was here," "Raul is great," etc. Then I came along a portion that had written into it "Raul is a genus".]