I wish you would learn to keep your yapper shut. 
Most definately this ^^^^
You don't get banned for profanity, or for obscenity, unlike most, you get banned because you are incapable of simply shutting up. For all your " moments of weakness " and the like, I think pretty much everyone has now grown tired of your incessant gibbering and ankle humping. How is it you have thus far been unable, not only to take advice, when offered, but miss the blatent and repeated hints that your persistant and desperate clamouring for attention has become tiresome.