Are you sure you're not a NASTARD fan? Because you're obviously pretty butt hurt to be questioning someone elses sexuality just because they don't like the redneck special olympics.
P.S. Trying to twist tailgating into some sort of sexual inuendo isn't even funny, except the irony of it coming from someone who apparently likes to watch Jeff Gordon and Michael Waltrip "bump draft" each other for 4 hours.
I'm sure I'm not a NASCAR fan. Haven't watched a race in years, it's a dog and pony show meant to cater to people who do not understand racing, and as such, prefer prepackaged entertainment.
I'm a drag racer myself, I race NHRA Stock and Super Stock.
You seem to have a "butt" fixation. Not to mention some sort of difficulty with mental handicaps, since you seem bent on insulting people with the use of variations of the word "retard" and cheap shots at the "special olympics". You should really seek help with your insecurities, since you have some sort of problem that leaves you feeling inadequate, and needing to use the truly mentally handicapped as a source of insults. The truly mentally handicapped have a valid reason for their behavior, you should seek a different excuse, as they seem to be imminently more capable than you. Not to mention far more mature and well mannered.