Dog farts

[EskimoJoe]

Sometimes, they can be the funniest things. 'specially when they get up and trot off to a different room afterwards.

[zack1234]

Yes

[mbailey]

I have a Boston Terrier that can make the paint peel from the walls. 

[zack1234]

Awesome

[Widewing]

My wife's dog liked Brussels sprouts....

I was concerned that some neighbor would make a call and the EPA would force us to fill out an environmental impact statement....

[Rash]

I know not to feed mine liver.

[TOMCAT21]

Getting blamed for the dog farting is another thing so I must fire off one at the wife to clear me of any wrong doing.

[Rash]

Do any of your dogs fart out loud? 

[TOMCAT21]

mine does

[Groth]

 Mine looks all around..like "What was that noise??" 

[JOACH1M]

Do any of your dogs fart out loud? 

I only heard 2 dog farts ever and they were loud! The other ones the smell will just punch you in the face.

[Nathan60]

my ridgeback/boxer never makes a sound EXCEPT for farts and good lawd they ar bad.

[Dragon]

3 dogs in the bedroom and nary a sound they make, but good golly sometimes in pain do we wake.

[DREDIOCK]

Almost as funny is when you make a fart noise and the dog stops, Then sniffs its own butt to see if it had done it. Often followed by a dirty look by the dog in your direction

[pipz]

Sometimes, they can be the funniest things. 'specially when they get up and trot off to a different room afterwards.

My old dog Codie would do that all the time. He would look at his butt and try to figure out where the noise came from then lay his head back down. After a minute his own stinkage would envelope him. He would then get up and leave me with it.