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Offline shotgunneeley

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A Robbery Story
« on: May 02, 2013, 10:50:18 PM »
Heard a wild story about a break in at a car dealership owned by a friend of ours.

The owner was in his house one night filling out his taxes. He needed a file he kept at the dealership so he drove over to pick it up. When he first got there, he noticed a side door was unlocked but went ahead inside. As he walked in he could smell the odor of something burning. He went looking around, turned down the heater in a secretary's office, but could still smell it. He then called his son to come up and help him check out some of the utility equipment to determine the source before they called the fire department. The son entered his office and saw a some equipment on the floor, including a blow torch, next to the owner's antique turn-of-the-century safe box. They quickly exited the building and called the police. As they were outside waiting, they noticed a car across the street at a gas station circling with no lights. Finding this suspicious, the owner drove over and jotted down the license plate to give to the cops. As it turned out, he correctly picked the car being driven by the girlfriend of the thief. I think they've got her in custody and are currently on the trail of the the boyfriend.

Here's the kicker: Remember the antique safe? The robber didn't get all the way burned through and managed to slip away unnoticed when the owner came inside. That probably saved his life...the robber's that is. A locksmith examined the 100 year old safe and found a canister of cyanide gas inside rigged to spray if the safe was broken into. This was purposefully designed long ago when such a concept was legal to kill any would-be robbers (the tumbler would have crushed the cyanide capsule had it been forcefully rolled without the correct combination). Now being illegal, the dealership owner could have very well been charged with negligent homicide had the thief been successful despite the owner having absolutely no clue about the booby trap.

So let this be a warning to anyone owning an antique safe: better have those things checked out and remove the cyanide gas capsules. 
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Re: A Robbery Story
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2013, 11:11:22 PM »
Sounds like a "new" urban legend.  Snopes doesn't have a report on this one, but it sounds like an internet story to me.
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Re: A Robbery Story
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2013, 11:23:53 PM »
Sounds like a "new" urban legend.  Snopes doesn't have a report on this one, but it sounds like an internet story to me.

negative ghost rider. This ain't some fictional internet story I picked up from an email.

http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/A-safecracker-s-nightmare-926316.php
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Re: A Robbery Story
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2013, 11:34:05 PM »
 :O Wow...learn something everyday.
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Re: A Robbery Story
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2013, 11:58:20 PM »
Here in Florida what they do is follow you home. Wait untill you go to work the next day. Call your work from your house. It is very scary what people can become when turned inside for all the wrong reasons.

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Re: A Robbery Story
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2013, 01:55:11 AM »
urban legend.  I heard this one over 10 years ago gong around on a paper not on the internet.


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Re: A Robbery Story
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2013, 04:57:01 AM »
negative ghost rider. This ain't some fictional internet story I picked up from an email.

http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/A-safecracker-s-nightmare-926316.php

Just because there is some other thing that is sort of like this, doesn't make this one true.  At best it is "truthy", but as one example, the article you linked has several substances but the urban legend one in the OP specifically said cyanide, not listed in the article. 

This is a very typical example of how an urban legend goes around.  Someone takes a fact or real story, then invents what they think is a more interesting version of that story, disregarding actual facts whenever they think they get in the way of the story.  Like how the true story of the TX governor who shot a coyote with a .380 ruger LCP turned into the fake urban legend about how he shot the coyote with a good old American .45.

Story similarity is key to many of these false urban legends.  Their authors include just enough facts or popular myths to make it sound like it could be true, but a lot of the time they give themselves away by using popular references.  Like substituting cyanide for phosgene.  Everyone knows what cyanide is and nobody knows what phosgene is (because the schools don't teach history anymore), so the guy who faked the OP story substituted cyanide because it sounded more cool or whatever.  That makes it almost certain that this is a classic example of an urban legend, not a true story.
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Re: A Robbery Story
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2013, 07:55:25 AM »
Well I certainly understand your skepticism, but I'm not fabricating all of this. I didn't read this of the internet and repost it for the sake of trolling or out of naivety. The link to the news article I posted was just some story I googled up after I posted the OP. from what I read it seemed to be a reputable web source, I don't think it was some joke site like The Onion. That was a completely unrelated case, they are not the same. I wrote the OP, it is completely unique and original as described by the local car dealership owner to us. I'll post the police/court report when it becomes public.

Regardless just exercise caution if anyone plans to open an old safe.
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Re: A Robbery Story
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2013, 08:26:43 PM »
I found an old safe in a barn that someone had tried to get the door open on and looks like a bomb went off inside, probably been like that for many moons lol

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Re: A Robbery Story
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2013, 10:02:48 PM »
I found an old safe in a barn that someone had tried to get the door open on and looks like a bomb went off inside, probably been like that for many moons lol
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Re: A Robbery Story
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2013, 04:49:00 AM »
If your scum and you get killed stealing why is that a problem? :old:


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