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Offline skorpx1

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Re: Street Races.
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2013, 06:46:09 AM »
Heres how you fix your problem:

First, you gotta find a section of their route where there is both a curve, and some bushes or similar cover by the road that you can dive into. Figure out if they have a pattern for when they race, so you disrupt your sleep as little as possible.

Either on a night when they are racing, or every night, dress up in all black, and paint your hands/face black as well. Hide out on that corner on the side of the road opposite your cover, listening for the distinctive sound of stupidity as it approaches at high speeds.

When they're getting closeish, run and toss a couple of these out on the road, sprint through to the other side, and dive into the bushes  :noid.


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Or I could just lay down a couple of nails and tacks when I hear them coming from a few light years away. At least that way I wont be incarcerated and they wont know who did it.

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Re: Street Races.
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2013, 07:49:23 AM »
 :banana: in the tailpipe?
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Re: Street Races.
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2013, 08:26:14 AM »
Or I could just lay down a couple of nails and tacks when I hear them coming from a few light years away. At least that way I wont be incarcerated and they wont know who did it.

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Re: Street Races.
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2013, 09:57:08 AM »
:banana: in the tailpipe?

that reminds me. Get a couple stinger missiles. You can get one for about 1 grand with 5 reloads on the black market... :noid... But you gonna have to deal with some shady bellybutton people.
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« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2013, 11:10:15 AM »
or you can just find a couple of neighbors to go park in the middle of the street.  if you do it enough times they will go somewhere else.



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« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2013, 12:06:28 PM »
or you can just find a couple of neighbors to go park in the middle of the street.  if you do it enough times they will go somewhere else.



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Re: Street Races.
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2013, 09:56:26 PM »
hahaha me and a friend used big 1/2" lag bolts that were about 8" long driven through a 2x6 :rofl  .  He lives on a dirt road, and some punks in 4x4s were getting one side of their truck off in the ditch and digging up the drainage on the road.  One of the town workers stopped and gave him crap, because "he has 4 wheelers"  so we went up the road and stuck some boards down in the mud. A couple days later we see the kids dad hauling his truck tires down the hill, needless to say there hasn't been anymore ditch digging on his road :devil

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Re: Street Races.
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2013, 10:16:04 PM »
Or I could just lay down a couple of nails and tacks when I hear them coming from a few light years away. At least that way I wont be incarcerated and they wont know who did it.

Only issue is you might pop someone else's tire that way.  Anyone not going stupid fast will see the boards and realize that somethings up.
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Re: Street Races.
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2013, 10:39:36 PM »
Only issue is you might pop someone else's tire that way.  Anyone not going stupid fast will see the boards and realize that somethings up.

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« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2013, 08:56:23 AM »
Stand on the curb watching ,as they near you and before they have time to dodge, THROW A CONCRETE BLOCK INTO THE STREET!!!
I assure you it does work and will end your problem.

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« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2013, 09:00:59 AM »
Lately in my neighborhood there have been some street races going on. The 6 guys that normally race through here only do it at dusk/night but when they do it, its f**king loud. Two of them have fart canned Acura's and one has an Eclipse GS-T with a missing muffler. There's a '94 F-150 that sounds like a damn lawnmower on steroids and the last two are both Corolla's with stupid loud engines.

They don't cause too many problems, and they don't have any accidents (knock on wood) up to this day. The cops in this city don't really care about the street races that go on here. Everyone on this block has called the cops at least 2 times and not a single arrest has been made. We've given license plate #'s and car descriptions yet nothing is done.

This is just ridiculous. Does anyone else have this problem?

If the local cops won't help, why not call the State Troopers?


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Re: Street Races.
« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2013, 10:10:49 AM »
If the local cops won't help, why not call the State Troopers?


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