Horror Stories

[Skuzzy]

I went to the fridge looking for some pulled pork I smoked a few days ago. It was gone. The housemate said she gave it to the dogs.

Horrido! 

Oh man.  That is the worst tale ever!

[Max]

Not to worry Skuz...just put a brisket in the pellet pooper. Leftovers will be sliced, FoodSavered and frozen in a secret hiding place. 

[Waffle]

Few weeks ago I found out that I didn't really care for chocolate covered bacon. I guess I need to turn in my man card.

[gyrene81]

Few weeks ago I found out that I didn't really care for chocolate covered bacon. I guess I need to turn in my man card.

no keep your man card...only someone in honey boo boo's family line could enjoy chocolate covered bacon. the rest of us spit it out and rinse our mouths out with whiskey.

[Max]

chocolate covered bacon <barf>

It's pretty tasty on a Creme Brulee caramelized with maple sugar  

not the chocolate; bacon

[Getback]

Last night I ran from a bunch of red guys at 78. With them hot on my tail I spot our cv and they pull off. What's all this ack shooting at me?! It was their cv group!

[BiPoLaR]

Not to worry Skuz...just put a brisket in the pellet pooper. Leftovers will be sliced, FoodSavered and frozen in a secret hiding place. 

Dont count on it, the house mate will give it to the dogs again.

[BiPoLaR]

My horror story.
I once found myself about 400 out from betty's 6

[potsNpans]

Have to take better care of Gran' mah's hooves

[mbailey]

FSO my entire squad is sitting on the rearm pad in B26s after a successful raid on an axis base. Screams start coming over local......262!  262!!!! Check it on the runway!!!!!! TOWER!!TOWER!!!!!

Not sure how many kills Filth landed that frame. But I know that hair dryer of his tore the hell outta most of us. I had a one way trip to the tower. (It was AWESOME!!)

Therapist says I should be back to normal after a few more hundred sessions.

[Lusche]

Loggin into LW at noon and only 9(!) people are on my country... or seeing less than 200 players on a Saturday at 20:00 CEST.... that's the true horror of our days 

[Stellaris]

I had just shot someone down in my 262 and turned to run down this fleeing P-38.  Range is closing, I don't think he even sees me on his tail, at 1K the dot is centered and I'm about to blow him out of the sky.

And then I realize I'm not on his tail but his nose.  I push to avoid the HO and get shot down.  Meh.

[HawkerMKII]

ran out of beer

[SilverZ06]

My 8 day old son spiked a fever last night in the hospital. Preliminary tests show it is meningitis. He was rushed out of my wife's recovery room and straight into the neonatal ICU. He will spend the next 10-14 days undergoing antibiotic treatment through an IV. Hopefully he doesn't suffer long term damage that is usually associated with meningitis in infants. 

[scott66]

My 8 day old son spiked a fever last night in the hospital. Preliminary tests show it is meningitis. He was rushed out of my wife's recovery room and straight into the neonatal ICU. He will spend the next 10-14 days undergoing antibiotic treatment through an IV. Hopefully he doesn't suffer long term damage that is usually associated with meningitis in infants. 

my thoughts and prayers are with you and your family