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Offline tuton25

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Horror Stories
« on: May 16, 2013, 04:27:49 PM »
In the past week I've crashed 2 B-29s and got shot down twice in a 262 (once to a brewster).....
Share your Horror Stories....
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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2013, 04:30:52 PM »
Share your Horror Stories....


I haven't played for about two weeks now  :uhoh
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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2013, 04:39:27 PM »

I haven't played for about two weeks now  :uhoh

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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2013, 04:57:40 PM »
I haven't played in 4 days  :cry :uhoh
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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2013, 04:57:57 PM »
I wanted to play last weekend (in the early morning for me, which worked out as European prime time) but there were no fights :(

I flew for 45 minutes or so and the only red guys I found made 1 or 2 passes and then ran way, even though there were no other enemies for them, so I crashed into the ground and logged off

Then I came back again a few hours later and it was just as boring so I moaned to my squaddies about feeling like I should cancel my account and logged again

I still haven't canceled though because I love AH :cry
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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2013, 06:03:50 PM »
In the Philippine Phandango scenario, I was the Group Leader of 762 Kokutai, a torpedo-bombing squadron of Ki-67's.  I was leading a strike of five bomber formations (15 bombers) south from our takeoff base, searching for a US carrier group.

About 20 minutes out, in a moment purely of brain malfunction, I pressed my bomb release instead of the view key I had intended.  Thus, I dropped my one and only torpedo into the open sea with no enemy in sight, thusly:



Rather than continue with no ability to harm the enemy (since we still had to find the group let alone attack), I turned the group over to the 2nd in command and headed back toward base to get another torpedo.

However, on the initially clear way back, enemy fighter groups proceeded to patrol around between me and where I needed to go; and every time I changed my path to avoid them, they moved or more came in to block my way.  I did finally make it back to a base, but here is the path I took to do it:



Needless to say, it took me a while.

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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2013, 05:46:40 PM »






It's a story to awful to tell...


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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2013, 06:20:25 PM »
Tater eaters.

  the game is concentrated on combat, not on shaking the screen.

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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2013, 07:50:11 PM »
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It's a story to awful to tell...


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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2013, 07:56:14 PM »
my stats and score says it all..theres your horror story from me :lol :cheers: :salute
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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2013, 08:18:42 PM »
3 nights ago: Attacking a port in an F6F, I get involved in low alt turning 1v3.  My wireless internet connection goes haywire, all 3 cons warp around my aircraft making it impossible to track them accurately.  Then I warp into the ground.

2 nights ago:  Running for home in F6F with con on my long 6. Disco.  Relog. Dead.

Last night:  Involved in a low 1v3 in F6F, fight was actually going well (190, 51, single spit), I enter a low yo-yo and move my chair forward- arm of chair bumps the windows key on keyboard.  AH minimizes.  Immediately maximize...post-auger.
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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2013, 08:24:48 PM »
I went to the fridge looking for some pulled pork I smoked a few days ago. It was gone. The housemate said she gave it to the dogs.

Horrido!  :bhead :cry :furious

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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2013, 08:31:36 PM »
Where do you find these lol :rofl :aok

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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2013, 08:37:43 PM »
Skywarp7 and i fought for about 5 minutes before we said f*** it and we hoed eachother at 5k and for some reason i watched the film about 5 times still he didnt hit me. but
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Re: Horror Stories
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2013, 08:50:05 PM »
I enter a low yo-yo and move my chair forward- arm of chair bumps the windows key on keyboard.  AH minimizes.  Immediately maximize...post-auger.

I have done that a couple of times.  I try to ctrl-d to check my damage, and I hit the windows key instead of the ctrl key. 

When I was brand new to the game, I was in the middle of a big furball, when the cat comes walking across the computer desk in front of me.   I tried to ignore her, silly me.  She walked across the keyboard, and apparently stepped on the Enter key, and suddenly I'm outside the airplane.  Wheee!
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