There was a photo from this forum a long time ago that I had saved on an older PC that died and subsequently caught on fire and ended up with bullets through it (we were short on targets, might as well use the left over junk, and yes we did pick up all the trash afterwards).
It said
"Wife Ack Detected"
Then there were three options but the only one I remember is the third one which said "slip her an Ambien".
