Your best ah stories

[FBLazy1]

Awhile back I saw to planes (don't remember the planes) taking out city buildings and ack. I upped a plane and start to fight these two. After awhile after chasing and avoiding the planes, I get on one of the planes six and he's running to our field. I started chuckling and thinking this guy is not the sharpest tool. Get close enough to field for ack to start firing and started wondering why I'm hearing ping sounds on my plane. I look at the text buffer and find out that they had captured the base  . I ask on 200 if they were distraction for the goon and lo and behold I found out that I was not the sharpest tool in the shed. 

[nooby52]

Awhile back I saw to planes (don't remember the planes) taking out city buildings and ack. I upped a plane and start to fight these two. After awhile after chasing and avoiding the planes, I get on one of the planes six and he's running to our field. I started chuckling and thinking this guy is not the sharpest tool. Get close enough to field for ack to start firing and started wondering why I'm hearing ping sounds on my plane. I look at the text buffer and find out that they had captured the base  . I ask on 200 if they were distraction for the goon and lo and behold I found out that I was not the sharpest tool in the shed. 

Now THAT story has the ring of truth to it. Prolly 'cause most of us have done something very similar at least once.

One time I saw one of our task forces was shelling this city and base, so I jump into one of the unattended large guns and commence to firing on the city as well. I get a couple of bldgs down, but then, surprisingly, no more went down when I knew I had hit something. So I kept blasting away, until finally I pull up the map and see it's now GREEN! and prolly had been green for some minutes. D'oh!

[Tracerfi]

can i share a film instead of posting my story my film sums it up

[surfinn]

Two 262 stories

I was flying a I-16 on the pizza map a while back. I'm at 20 k and see a pair of dots harassing the heck out of a bunch of friendlies. Finally got that slow Bird over the fight and it was 1 friendly left low and slow. The two dots are a winged pair of 262s. I can tell the 262s are watching the lower con and not aware of me. The highest 262 pulls up to about 15k Left wing over looking at the lower friendly while I'm burning in from 20k straight down on him. I shoot right when hes about to nose down again and is basically sitting still. Flames erupt out of his wings. I'm still diving on the second 262 when he hit the deck and ran for home. The one I shot down Pms me going what were you in??????

Me and four other guys were in ju87s otw to close a vbase down when we were intercepted by a lone 262. He tried screaming in and missed. Then he tried getting slower and missed. Finally he dropped a lot of speed we dropped ords and fought the guy. While he did get two of us he didn't rtb with his 262 The fight lasted for what we thought was 10 Min's

[surfinn]

can i share a film instead of posting my story my film sums it up

please do

[Butcher]

Watching Surfinn's Yak-T try to strafe my LVT without luck, since he's in this thread its certainly my best AH story 

[surfinn]

   No names I said 

[DubiousKB]

How many others have been hit by a bomb mid air?   I was taking off and was already at 400-500 ft when i heard bombs, then saw tower.....

Talk about Luck!  Bad on my part, good on the buff's part....

[Butcher]

How many others have been hit by a bomb mid air?   I was taking off and was already at 400-500 ft when i heard bombs, then saw tower.....

Talk about Luck!  Bad on my part, good on the buff's part....

Was in a 262 and dipped under B17s just as they released their bombs - poof.

[Tracerfi]

http://www.mediafire.com/download/lzz9as284te2atu/near_impossible_shot.ahf

[waystin2]

I have earned the Achievement Nein! Nein! Nein!  Kill shoot yourself in a ME-262.        Darn Squaddies!!!!!

[Fish42]

Rocked up to a fight in a D3A loaded with a bomb at 15k. Over the eny runway I was forced to fight by a Pony D, I pitched my bomb as I rolled over and started to dodge his attacks.

About 10-15 secs later, I get a kill message. My bomb had landed right on a spit midway down the runway as he just pulling up his wheels.

Guy called me a bomb**** 

[Zacherof]

I have earned the Achievement Nein! Nein! Nein!  Kill shoot yourself in a ME-262.        Darn Squaddies!!!!!

yes they tried the same thing on me
 

[Stellaris]

Someone shot off my tail from point blank.  My plane cartwheels nose high and as it goes vertical my sights are full of Spitfire.  Pull the trigger and the kill is mine right before the crash.  

And then there's out-scissoring that N1K in my Mossie.  That felt pretty slick.

Ooo yah, and speaking of Mossies, how about the B17 driver who learned that yes, you can hit a bomber from 1K with Mosquito rockets, and when you do the whole formation goes down.

'Nother time I escorted some poor ack-wounded enemy back to his airfield in tight formation, just for a change of pace.  I'd love to know who that was.

[guncrasher]

Now THAT story has the ring of truth to it. Prolly 'cause most of us have done something very similar at least once.

One time I saw one of our task forces was shelling this city and base, so I jump into one of the unattended large guns and commence to firing on the city as well. I get a couple of bldgs down, but then, surprisingly, no more went down when I knew I had hit something. So I kept blasting away, until finally I pull up the map and see it's now GREEN! and prolly had been green for some minutes. D'oh!

I was one day over a gv base with bombs and rockets.  tried to take out dar dropped both bombs and missed, came around with rockets and missed again, turned to guns and the sob still didn't go down.  finally somebody said on range "what are you doing this base is ours, the enemy gv is the next one up".

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