Theese two stories:
-i got him, stay out please. ...    stay OUT please! ...   okay, now deal with it, tard   

-f*** you, why you were turning away? 

-help me with this brewster! ... f*** you, his BREEEEEWSTEEEEEERR IS OUTTURNING MY BREEEEWSTER, ITS A F***ING CHEATER? CANT YOU SEE IT!!!!
-theres no cheating in this game. Use your flaps.
-F*** YOU, FRIGGEN MUPPET!!!!!!!! 

Just priceless.