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Offline rpm

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The Walmart Game
« on: August 12, 2013, 08:34:10 PM »
Name 3 items that would freak out the cashier the most. Let the games begin!

Clorox, duct tape, trashbags.
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Offline Wildcat1

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2013, 08:42:17 PM »
Baseball bat, zip ties, shovel
having fun and getting killed since tour 110
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2013, 08:52:37 PM »
Condoms, whipped cream, and strawberries
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Offline Nefarious

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2013, 08:52:58 PM »
AR-15, Personal Lubricant, Lamb Skin Prophylactics.
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2013, 08:53:35 PM »
AR-15, Personal Lubricant, Lamb Skin Prophylactics.
what Walmart do you go to? :O
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Offline Nefarious

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2013, 08:54:32 PM »
what Walmart do you go to? :O

I live in a free state.
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Offline dedalos

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2013, 09:29:18 PM »
Condoms, jumper cables, car battery

fixed!
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Offline Volron

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2013, 10:00:42 PM »
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Wow I find it hard to believe it has been almost 38 days since our last path. We should have release another 38 versions by now  :bhead
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2013, 10:04:39 PM »
  Highway flares, helium baloons, BB gun.
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2013, 10:09:22 PM »
dog collar, KY jelly, and a skateboard (with a wink as you put it on the counter)
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2013, 10:16:00 PM »
Magnum sized condoms, duct tape, and a gerbil from the pet department.   

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2013, 10:25:28 PM »
Frozen Burritos Ex-lax and Saran Wrap.

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Offline whiteman

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2013, 10:28:41 PM »
4 tires, shovel, Clorox

Offline uptown

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2013, 01:15:00 AM »
Lithium batteries, Sudafed and starter fluid.  :bolt:
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2013, 02:52:35 AM »
goldfish, superglue, lipstick
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