Easy, the BBS smells like aged asparagus when he goes. But you're right, lets sit down round the campfire and listen to what Gramps Arlo has to say. 
There ya go. Respect for your elders. Mandatory in some cultures and communities.
Besides, it's been much longer, comparatively speaking to yourself, since I've made
a mess in my britches. That and my humor doesn't sound like it was borrowed from
the playground gang. But I have been known to pee more often at the pub. You're
months into being served at such a place, now, aren'tcha? If that's where ya stalked
me to measure how oft I pee and what it smells like (heav'n help me, I didn't notice
ya but I wasn't lookin' for ya either) I gotta tell ya ... you need to visit more pubs.
All the good ones use asparagus air freshener in their bathrooms.
